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greetings, i will explain this joke in one year's time

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you'd better not attack me or i might succumb to your flurry of blows and be pummeled into the earth. if you value my continued existence you surely won't mercilessly attack me in a lethal fashion. think carefully before you choose to attack me, lest i be injured by your violent onslaught and subsequently die. there is a precious and delicate thing called my life that i wish to share with you in these brief moments before it is carried away from me by the passage of time, but please in the interim you'd better not attack me.

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your posts make you into an individual who is most attractive to me

come to my house i'll gonna get you

#the saturday slither

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wait, you're telling me the new Air Bud reboot is a transexual political satire?? like it's a dry mockumentary about pro sports bureaucracies and fairness as a social construct? With real NBA/WNBA players doing talking head interviews? There's a scene where Giannis asks a dog what their pronouns are??? Oh you're not telling me that? I invented that wholecloth? oh, ok

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my sons are enourmous the size of a barn he's harvessing trees with a scythe on his farn he's pinking up mountains with mussel flex arn and always hes's singing his ditty my boy and always he hummings his tune

my sons are enormous the size of a cloud he's booming and bassy and tlaking so loud he's got pefect pinch whichis making me proud and always he's sinning his ditty my boy and always his humming his tune

my sons are anormous the side of a moon he dancing a jig while his whistles his tune he's yodel so big as he howls like baboon cause always hes singing his ditty my boy yes alway hes belting his bitty the boy hes hummung and thrumming in dittious joy foy walways h'es slinging hiss tune

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sex in videogames uses real horny

#dreadwedge legacy post

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lady ga to release new single "i'm feeling nervous in an anxious way" like if you are excited to hear her sing the tune

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Life hack! Out of blood? From the Vascular Menu, you can use weekly Capillary Actions to convert accumulated points of Arterial (ART) back into the Venous (VEN) attribute. The Vascular Menu is located within your body. Blink twice to dismiss this message

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triangle guys when a woman has 3 sides #vavoom

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i may not be qualified but i am nice and stinky so

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Pray tell, who is that figure who does crest o'er yonder hill, casting such a dashing silhouette across the moor before the quickly setting sun?

Aghast! 'Tis the Cortizone Bandit, here for to assail our fair village with foul unguents topically applied under cover of night to those precious patches of dry and itchy skin we do so cherish. Bar your doors! Shutter your windows! Tonight we hold our children close and pray, for the Cortizone Bandit is upon us!

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Happy Narch, I b,ette3r Nnot see any ofyou Notherfuckers posting this Nonth

hope u all are ready for Nonbinary No Post Narch, the challenge i'm starting next spring wherein if u r nonbinary you do No t Post during the Nonth of Narch...

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Whats up gamers its me WimpCritic186 here, and welcome to yet another viral Minecraft video. Are you suffering? Are you tired of the tedious march through the morass of grief and heartache life has handed you? Have you heard it said one too many times that the "only way out" is "through"? Well.

In today's redstone tutorial, I will show you how to build what I'm calling the "emotional helicopter", a server-friendly, slime-block-powered redstone contraption I've devised for the express purpose of lifting you up and around difficult emotional barriers in your life without the hassle of actually "processing" your "shit". Don't forget to "Like" this video.

Coming up, I'l test this simple and compact device on two of my friends and fellow DVorceCraft SMP members, Neomilk and banal_lad, who, as you might know, just went through a messy, extremely public breakup. Will Milk and Lad find closure, or will they be caught in the blades? Can 1,600 pistons do what 72 hours of couples-counseling livestreamed over tiktok failed to? And how exactly can a single zombie pigman and an obscure quirk of Minecraft Java's lighting engine combine to form the perfect backdoor into what American psychologist Marsha M. Linehan refers to as the "Wise Mind" in her acclaimed Dialectical Behavioral Therapy framework? Stay tuned for all of this and more, but first, let me take a moment to tell you about Ziploc.

I, WimpCritic186, am thrilled to announce that Ziploc is the sponsor of today's technical minecraft video. Ziploc is a special bag that is extremely pog and goated. As a full time content creator, I have to stay mad organized, and I love using reusable Ziplocbags to store my various gamer items and gamer substances.

Let's talk history. Originally developed and test marketed by The Dow Chemical Company in 1968, Ziploc is an undeniable icon in the crowded sliding-channel-storage-bag market-space, standing head and shoulders above competitors like Glad and Hefty in terms of name recognition and brand loyalty – but it wasn't always that way.

The year is 1951. Danish Inventor Borge Madsen submits a patent application for a new type of plastic slide fastener. Enter businessman and innovator Steven Ausnit. Now, Steven was born in Romania in 1924. His father was Max Ausnit, then regarded as the "The Steel King" of Romania – at least until the fateful day an industry rival falsely accused him of a crime he did not commit, leading to his wrongful conviction and imprisonment. During World War II, after successfully escaping house arrest, … Click To Continue

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February Check out this cool antique globe I found in my uncle's attic. Anyone know who the manufacturer is? #myfirstglobe

March Looking for advice: what's a good desk-globe for beginners that's affordable but still turns smoothly? #GlobeEnthusiast

May Wow, I made the jump to a full-swing meridian mount and y'all weren't kidding, this thing feels amazing to spin. I can barely keep my hands off it. #FrictionlessRevolution

August Which has a higher RPM ceiling, an Edmonton 4500 (w/ the walnut standing-cradle), or the new Earheart Meticulous XL? Assuming I replace the stock bearings and grease regularly obviously. #WorldTurnt

October I mean ultimately the problem with topographic globes is you're always gonna be sacrificing some speed for accuracy right. It doesn't matter how well calibrated the electromagnets in your hovermount are; any amount of raised relief throws off your center of mass. #smooth

December Guys I think we need to level the Himalayas

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i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny

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green guy olympics :) any questions

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Anybody on this app from rhode island 🏝️

(for my special reason)