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Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

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me: *sips drink* wow this is bad

friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad

friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible

friend 3: hey what's going on here

me: my drink is bad

friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad

friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad

friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?

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❗dailyquests Follow

Find Out why that Little Latin Boy in Drag is Crying.

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thought this crowd might enjoy gay pig

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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Hummingbird nesting on cactus, Living Desert Gardens in Palm Desert, California.

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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“Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.”

“That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.”

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Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.

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you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

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if you're transgender you have to live.