75K notes
·
View notes
guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
74K notes
·
View notes
im bore. does anyone want to shoot each other until one of us hits something vital
29K notes
·
View notes
will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.
39K notes
·
View notes
15K notes
·
View notes
whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing
25K notes
·
View notes
I hate the phrase “beating off” because if I had a penis I would treat it so well I would never beat it or anything like that… I’m too kind
1K notes
·
View notes
not to sound like a whore or anything but i really want to compare hand sizes with you
9K notes
·
View notes
craving a hug from one specific person makes my heart all queasy
125 notes
·
View notes
magical girl transformation but when the smoke clears im just a minecraft salmon
16K notes
·
View notes
17K notes
·
View notes
when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳
194K notes
·
View notes
when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳
194K notes
·
View notes
when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳
194K notes
·
View notes
when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳
194K notes
·
View notes
when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳
194K notes
·
View notes