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I received the Moon stuffed plush! Sun's stuffed plush will arrive later, so Moon will be alone in the meantime…

#hes so teeny tiny im love him #waiting for sunny 🥹

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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

#no fucking way this is from 2022 😭 #i thought this was a Certified Tumblr Classic™ #y'know from like 2011-2016

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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#physics is so much fun honestly #i like thermodynamics which according to my hs physics teacher makes me a massive nerd #like theres physics nerds and then they all bully the thermodynamics branch lmfao

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Scream this is iconic….

#LMFAO

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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

#if theres one thing that has held my heart since i was a kid and will hold it until the day i die #its people getting really excited about niche things and going on a long spiel/rant about said niche thing

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Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

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Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

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@unpretty

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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

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'what if sun's face could glow' and then spend too much time on it

#im desperate to see suns facial expression here afsjsksks #or at least know his motivation for doing this #mans got possessed by a custom lifted truck driver

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Fave new twitter thread

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and for the haters

#fuck any type of slide lmao #metal slide? burn or freeze no in-between #plastic slide? static shock 10x per second #indoor plastic slide?? static shock x1000000 #water slide? ...okay water slides get a pass #but NOT the sudden drop water slides fuck those things lmfao