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dracomidnight · 4 hours
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Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones
I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha
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dracomidnight · 5 hours
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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dracomidnight · 5 hours
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guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent
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dracomidnight · 5 hours
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I HAD to recreate one of my favorite videos ever, with all 9 mercs in view.
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dracomidnight · 9 hours
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
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dracomidnight · 10 hours
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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dracomidnight · 10 hours
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Poorly drawn Charmander line.
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dracomidnight · 2 days
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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dracomidnight · 2 days
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studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.
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dracomidnight · 2 days
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go to random word generator and generate two words. these two words are now your pony name. im
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JUDGEMENT DRILL
based on this, my cutie mark will be some sort of awesome drill and my amazing talent would be judging who lives and dies and delivering justice by killing them with said drill. this is moral bc its my special talent. ok now you try
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dracomidnight · 2 days
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LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK
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dracomidnight · 2 days
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My silly fakémons Pickerpie & Snagpie! I had sm fun trying to recreate fake gifs inspired by the anime recently, I can't wait to do more :3
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dracomidnight · 3 days
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dracomidnight · 4 days
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travel-sizes your ffxiv greatwyrm
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