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just a little guy

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Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.

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Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.

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ORC FACT

got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now

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the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

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me: i hate ai music, its unethical, lazy, sounds bad, and there's just no actual passion behind making it

also me when I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again starts playing: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

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Running away from a Yao guai while screaming is the most realistic adaptation from the game so far

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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Growing up as the queer younger sibling was so weird cos like when my sister hit teenagehood she was all like “heehee don’t tell mum I’m dating a boy!!” but when I hit teenagehood I just read lesbian Naruto fanfiction, despite not watching the show, cried myself to sleep at the realisation I enjoyed it waaaaaay more than any straight fanfiction and that I might have been gay, and I have never ever ever ever admitted that to anyone until now

#the Naruto part not the being gay part #i am very obviously queer #straight people will just Tell You Things while you feel like you can’t tell anyone anything ever #like. my sister was terrified of getting told off for dating #IMAGINE what younger me was thinking like ‘oh okay if your scared of being told off for dating boys I am going to be skinned alive’

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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

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yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

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i have decided to do a poll for fun because of a video im watching while im eating

for those curious i started playing during 1.6!! i played the demo worlds of the game on the minecraft.net website before my parents bought it for me

#aaaa I’m not sure what version it was #but I played it when it came out on Xbox 360 #I used to play the demo over and over #for like more than a year until I got the full version #*technically* I think I played it (or possibly a clone of it) on my friends iPad before? not entirely sure. #and then when I got an Xbox one i got one that came with minecraft so I moved over to the Xbox one version #which was about the time of bedrock edition? #because it also gave me a code for bedrock edition on PC #and then bedrock edition came out on Xbox one and because I already had minecraft for xbox one it let me have it for free #but I preferred the xbone version still and never played bedrock #it wasn’t until about 2019 that I actually bought java for pc #and I think that was somewhere around the ocean or the bee update I’m not sure