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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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MY MAN!!!!!!

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If you were raised catholic, you probably know a song in latin

Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down

Watch the full episode here

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Salmon Run has been pissing me off

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they call me the springfest screenshotter :]

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i should be able to experience being an older brother in the late 80s helping my younger sibling beat a difficult boss in an NES game just once. also it's the first day of summer and mom is letting us stay up late and i'm a little miffed because i wanted to sneak out with my friends so i'm mostly helping my kid brother just to show off but secretly it's kind of fun just to hang out together. we used to have so much fun when we were younger. the basement smells a little stale but the couch is comfortable and the light is a sort of soft orange color. there are crickets outside. tomorrow we're going to the lake.

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wtf is this new taylor swift song

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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my goodness the little man has hat..... he is festive

MY GOODNESS the other little man has hat !!! he is festive !!

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Drag IS a contact sport.

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

#i flip between the two bottom ones

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It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

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The perfect symmetry of Sophomore Year Riz rearranging the letters in “Garthy O’Brien” incorrectly to spell “Night Yorb” and Junior Year Riz’s first Fantasy ACT question being a correct word jumble of “Night Yorb” that the Intrepid Heroes are convinced on first impression has to spell “Garthy O’Brien”