dovah-witch

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“When you’re mean to me this is who ur being mean to” meme with Sanrio characters and small kitten is overused. Trite. It’s done I can’t relate. When ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:

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Camellia japonica (the Japanese camellia) is one of the best known species of the genus Camellia. Sometimes called the Rose of winter

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real

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oooooh to be laying dead on the bathroom floor

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sorry for being annoying i could kill myself right in front of you if you want

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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I hate the “we should have child free cafes but not dog free cafes” and the “kids shouldn’t be out in public” shit that’s getting popular again cause whenever you ask them why they hate kids they say their loud annoying etc.

Just because another person is inconvenient for you doesn’t mean they don’t get to exist in public.

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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I want the rat coin purse

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im the bug that your parents say is more scared of you than you are of me

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You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick

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Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

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I just want everyone to eat well and get old

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