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I’m trying so hard to draw man I think I lost it

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

#are you shitting me what the fuck

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Oh boy I love correct pronouns *sees a comment that refers to me as she and follows it into traffic*

#her she her she is how you summon chocolate bars

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oh yes it's that time of year

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its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

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Am starting to realize this might be what the healthy kids call a Shame Based Mindset

I do this thing where I call anything remotely indulgent a crime

Sweet treat? Crime. Doodling for myself? Crime. I’m a criminal and a hedonist

#whoops

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lmaooo

#it feels important to add that there’s no break pedal #you just take your foot off the accelerator and it automatically brakes #which is a whole other thing #but when tbe accelerator gets stuck there isn’t even a break pedal to smash

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#‘wow ur so self aware’ yeah that’s the problem

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Love that iPhones now have anti-solar charging. “Put me back in the shade before you plug me in or istg I’m taking us both out”

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Missed connections

#I’m still really proud of this one lookit #it painful

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Hobie Brown in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

bonus:

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I do this thing where I call anything remotely indulgent a crime

Sweet treat? Crime. Doodling for myself? Crime. I’m a criminal and a hedonist

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April Commissions are now available! I kinda wanna redo how I do full color so monochrome is all I’m offering for this month in a more painterly style

DM me if interested! All support is appreciated!

4 slots available

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#Goron posts

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screaming

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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