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Holy Thong

#art theholythongwillnotbetelevised thongs tumblr artist

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My piece for @kamijirou-zine! Thank you for having me as a guest artist! I really loved working on it! <3

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Seeing that a character has no lower body is one of the coolest easter eggs *ever.*

It’s this great moment of seeing something never intended to be found, thanks to non-analog TVs…

…and though this is far more minor than most…

…check it out. They quickly threw some grey under Fred’s floating torso, just to make sure it wouldn’t be disembodied.

Across the years of SDM, I don’t know that we’ve ever seen that before!

Carl the Animator: “…whatcha doin’ painting a grey blob under Fred? His pants are blue.”

Ted the Animator: “Just ensuring he won’t be a floating torso.”

Carl the Animator: “That’ll prolly get hidden by TV overscan, though.”

Ted the Animator: “But what if some day, TVs don’t?”

Carl the Animator: “…hmm.”

Ted the Animator: “And some git in the future likes to find weird moments in classic animation, and deliberately looks for this stuff?”

Carl the Animator: “Good point. Show ‘em who’s boss!”

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I love how for most of The Boiling Rock Part 1 Zuko’s just going around like ‘you know who’s great? Uncle. I miss him a lot. He’s my favorite person and I will fight you for him” completely unprompted 

what a soft kid, I love him so much 

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I guess staying indoors isn’t important unless it’s to defend your blatant racism!

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20 goals and reminders for you

a small collection of things to remember.

1. your life can look so different, so much better, in just a few months. keep going.

2. read at least a book a month

3. list 5 things that make you happy every day

4. create playlists for every mood

5. learn a new language through consistent practice every day

6. research new topics that interest you, how about coding, music, or graphic design?

7. compliment people frequently!!

8. don’t be afraid to introduce yourself to someone new, it can be online as well

9. try to notice the sky and the air and the flowers, pay attention to your surroundings

10. focus on one thing at a time. just one thing. that’s what prioritization really is.

11. collect quotes that motivate you

12. try journaling, or just writing down all the funny quotes your friends say

13. you teach people how to treat you by what you tolerate

14. always have a bottle of water by your desk. when you get the urge to check your phone, keep your hands busy by drinking water instead.

15. don’t be afraid of bad days; they happen and you shouldn’t blame yourself for it

16. when you’re not doing great: open your curtains, take a shower, stretch, go for a walk. let your mind wander, rest and refresh.

17. know what you can and cannot control.

18. make a list of reasons to keep going, to keep you motivated. whenever you feel down, read it and add another one.

19. more cozy study dates in cafes!! (still abiding distancing rules in your country ofc)

20. and above all: stay hydrated!!

[ for more posts like these, visit my instagram @softlyshade ]

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I see no difference

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Tumblr, I present to you: Chin Peppa

#peppapig #peppa meme #peppa pig

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even if catgirls become real i would rather shove a drill up my vagina than know that i had essentially purchased a girlfriend

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>be me, a male tarantula >just hit adulthood so i’m dying soon rip >gotta stick my pedipalps into a female so i don’t die a fucking virgin >chasing spider pussy all around the forest >mating tapping like i’m a death metal drummer on every corner >hopefully will find a female on time and she won’t try to eat me >would prefer a small and non-threatening young girl tbh >haven’t eaten in forever, no time to eat! must FUCK! >finally hear a female tapping back!!! >KEEP TAPPING HOE I’M COMING OVER >running full speed with my long male legs >reached the place >the burrow looks huge like it was dug by a small mammal or something >whatever, it’s not like i’ll be staying after breeding her LOL >tapping a lil at the entrance “hey girl, you there?” >no response >smh i got no time for these games i can die any moment >tapping louder “STOP PLAYING DEAF, SLUT! I HEARD YOU TAPPIN’! COME OUT AND GET THESE PEDIPALPS!” >see her legs >oh dear arachnid god >female twice my size emerges from the burrow >“ara ara what an appetizing little boy, i almost took you for a cricket”

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is it just me or are really rough sketches just so satisfying to look at? like if my sketch is all clean and refined i find it to be like ‘meh’ but if it’s nice and rough i really dig that. idk maybe i just need to learn how to do clean up art better

#art drawing sketches

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owning a house seems kind of crazy to me. its so…eerily secure! you OWN the house. 

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Okay yeah but who wants to do a fantasy roleplay about filing taxes.

Evading taxes, however-

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The rioters need to take a fucking seat because it’s because of people like them that so many people are ignoring the message in the protests and branding all the actual protesters as hooligans. 

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Anime but every time a character sexually harasses someone their soon to come execution comes by one minute closer

concept: anime where there’s a perverted male character who can’t shut up about how he wants to grab all the girls boobies but they just kill him in the first episode and he’s never seen again