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I laughed WAY to hard at this

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Every Taylor Swift song

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cant get more fascist police state than snipers on rooftops overlooking peaceful protests.

this is what democracy looks like.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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how?? just how?

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Messages of support and strength from Rafah, Palestine to the US student movement.

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"Intermission is almost over. Take your seats and prepare for Act II."

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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

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POINT AND LAUGH

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Cloris Leachman and Gene Wilder on the set of Young Frankenstein (1974), Mel Brooks

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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there

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#daytime

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