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dyhard is REAL it WILL be cannon i had a premonition about it

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alice "bones are a lie peddled by big milk" dyer and tim "statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings" stoker would be best friends change my mind

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“I was born down here and I will die down here”

Hold on now Alice, let’s not say things like that so early on in the series, that typically doesn’t work out super well when your a Jonny Sims character, lest I remind you:

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Might I just say that Gwen reminds me so much of Jon in this episode

Jon (when meeting a talking plastic mannequin): you don't sound Russian ...

Gwen (when presented with a horrifying murderous children's clown): Can he read?!

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Normal british experience after a pint or two I guess

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really looking forward to the elias reveal in protocol where he shows up the office and alice comes to the horrible realisation that her weed dealer is related to gwen

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Villian looking Alice?? Hello??? Someone please get on this??? Are you KIDDING me?

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Alice would be a horrible archivist. Just negative eye vibes going on. Alice gets stalked by a mysterious person or thing with no clue what it is and she heads to work and agrees to be walked home, as any normal person should. Sasha would show up three days late to work with an unbelievable story about how she cornered and confronted the thing.

John would have already been kidnapped by now.

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I've seen a few "Tim and Alice would be besties" posts and I love it so much cuz like. Tim's sense of humor canonically is mostly pop culture references to movies and stuff, there's no real indication that he's particularly online. Meanwhile Alice speaks like she's been Very active on tumblr for longer than she's been at OIAR CONSTANTLY, she just says the strangest shit all the time. So I just keep imagining a conversation between Tim and Alice constantly having to stop because Tim keeps cracking up unable to breathe over the Shit Alice Keeps Saying and he's never heard any of that kind of shit before, especially not with such a casual, nonchalant delivery. And Alice is laughing because its hilarious how offline Tim is. Hearing the phrase "none pizza with left beef" would incapacitate him.

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Whoever said Dev Patel as Jon Sims you’re so correct (also… more Gerry <33)

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Nothing bad will happen to them!!

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SAM: Uhhh, Alice? // ALICE: Yeah? // SAM: I think the text to speech AIs are in love with each other. // ALICE: Heh. Chester and Norris started flirting mid-paragraph again? // SAM: A-again? // ALICE: Ya, they do that when they get side-tracked by outside data. It's just a bug, wait it out. // SAM: Wha??

Could you imagine

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Oh alice..you would have loved Tim pls don't end up like him <3

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The Office of Incident Assessment and Response 💾

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it’s so funny when people are like “why is everyone assuming Alice Dyer is trans?” not only are both the VAs they hired trans women but she works at a computer job she actively hates and she’s tangentially involved in her local punk music scene. fork found in kitchen or whatever

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i think about alice dyer all the fucking time how old was she when her parents died did she sit in their empty house holding her head in her hands when did she become lukes mum dad and big sister does she blame herself does she blame them or is she stuck in a twisted middle ground of hatred that she's sure will one day swallow her whole

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