dontcryminecraft

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I have nooooo clue who to watch!!

#ahyes an original post #mcyt #mcc #pink parrots #green geckos #mcc 24 #mcc season 4 #mcc season 4 kick off #tangotek #impulsesv #ethoslab #skizzleman #firebreathman #smallishbeans #xisuma #goodtimeswithscar

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STEP ASIDE PENSIONERS

HOSPICE CARE IS IN TOWN

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tommyinnit coming out as bi-curious to me was a genuine surprise. not because he likes men but because even if he had slutty steamy gay sex with one I think he’d still ID as straight. still it’s genuinely really fun and cool, I’m glad us ‘ggots are here to support him

#the other notes seem surprised at ggots #tommy made that joke on tubbo's stream when he came out #said he could say 1/5th of faggots and tubbo tried to get him to say it #so he said ggots

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Nikkkki genderz

literally spent like two hours on this for no reason but he/she cniki forever

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do you think muffin is an old song in the qsmp universe. Do you think that's why qtubbo knows it. Do you think qbad was a pop sensation and qtubbo had a celebrity crush on him and would hang up posters of him on his wall as a teenager and memorize all his songs and thats why qtubbo knows the entirety of muffin. And when he was unfrozen and saw THE badboyhalo he almost had a heart attack and died

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i need charlie slimecicle in that fucking fishnet outfit from today so fucking bad. i want him. ass up bitch boy if you arent a faggot you will be soon

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instagram story from ranboo!

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Headcanon: Wilbur forgot how to do “living people tings”

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Jizzie slaying in kimonos 🫶🫶

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don’t ask me what fallout is about i just think they’re neat

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Apocalypse buddies

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Hands of time.

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I love how strict Phil is with his chat. The reasons he bans people are based. Most of the time they're yeeted for racism or spam or not knowing Twitch Etiquette.

The only people who bitch about it are people who chathop or ask stupid questions abt Tommy/etc as if Phil's their goddamn keeper or something.

And don't even get me started on how Phil cross-bans in his friends chats that he mods for, absolutely genius idea, genuinely. Like yesss king, show them how their faves would find their behavior bullshit and annoying!!

His chat is fr one of the best safe spaces I've found on Twitch. :)

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Molly assigned scaly by her furry friend. If u even care. Also tommyinnit kisses just so many men when he’s drunk apparently

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[The "Pedro" song plays over a resub message]

Phil: [Laughs] Someone asking like, a really serious like, interesting lore question and it's just like fcking drowned out by Pedro. Holy sht, sorry.

Phil: [Reading the resub message] "I'm behind on QSMP, so this might be answered already, but is your character a crow avian, got wings from wife as a wedding gift, got wings from saving the End, or is he an overworld variant elytrian?"

Phil: You'll have to wait and find out. There's a video- there's a video that's com- that's going to be starting to be worked on shortly. [The gifted subs song starts again] My god. PEDRO—

[NOTE: Phil has repeatedly mentioned, and recently confirmed, he's commissioning an artist to create an animatic for his character's backstory / lore!]

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watching Scar’s recent hermitcraft episode, he comes across the statue of Grian and says something along the lines of ‘And he has a mullet! Since when has Grian had a mullet’ to which I was reminded of my horrible knowledge that actually, Grian does have a mullet

following the definition of a mullet being a hair style thats shorter at the front and sides but long at the back and generally stops at the neck(?), minecraft skins dont really have necks but they have an area that reads as one. The underside of the back of the head (here on Steve)

So following that and the definition of a mullet, Im going to say that any mc skin that has hair that covers that area but doesnt go any lower or extend to both other undersides of the head has a mullet. which lead me on an hour long journey investigating the skin of every hermit to see who actually has a mullet

Behold, the hermitcraft mullet tier list

(Note: joe hill’s current muppet skin has a mullet but its not the one shown so I didnt add it)