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Blahaj in the car

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I genuinely have no idea what this is trying to convey but I'll reblog anyway because it's vaguely funny

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I'm high off my own ghoulish supply.

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A pleasure I get to enjoy far too rarely 😓

people always talk about how good it is to leave the comfort zone, but nobody ever talks about how fuckin awesome it is hanging out in the comfort zone

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WHAT TO DO IN A HUMAN ATTACK

Now that the Earth research project is expanding, a lot of zeep-florps are just getting introduced to this whole alien planet thing, and don't know what to do if they encounter a human. I've noticed that most people seem to think that if you are attacked by a human, you're basically just glorped. Admittedly, you're much better off just trying not to attract the human's attention, but if you do, here's some things to try and de-escalate the situation.

Raise your arm and wave it slightly. DO NOT WAVE BOTH ARMS. We're not entirely sure why, but humans will get intimidated by both arms, but if you wave just one, they seem to mistake you for a very ugly human on some occasions.

DO NOT TRY TO RUN. Humans seem slow but they have extremely high endurance, and their unique center of mass allows them to throw objects extremely far, and many in less populated areas seem to carry long range weapons, even though they do not hunt for their food.

While humans are often characterized as an indestructible warrior race (something not entirely inaccurate), they do have on severe weakness. The average human has an extremely weak psyche, to the point where one human was able to get past basic, primal desire, and they worshiped him for 4000 years. As such, if you are able to distract them with a shiny object, they may use interest.

All that being said, humans are very territorial, borderline savage animals, and should be avoided at all costs.

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Gender essentialism is still cringe if it is directed against cis people btw. Ive basically had someone say to me that cis people are biologically incapable of understanding less normalized gender identities because "their brains work differently". If anyone has this opinion please come forward now so i can block you thank you. The reason cis people dont understand gender in the same way trans people do is because trans people are naturally more exposed to the discussion about gender because we have to think about it a lot. Cis people, who have never doubted their identity, obviously dont think about it as much, if at all.

Cis people arent inherently more stupid than us, or less capable of talking about gender on a biological level. What would that even look like???

#ok but I'm inherently pretty stupid #not due to being cis tho I guess

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why is everyone from 196 so funny. like it was a catalyst for all the funny people to awaken and move here to tumblr. what was going on over there. what did it do to yall to make you so funny. I need answers.

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Blahaj in the car

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How the fuck do I make friends on this website

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I'm sorry to say that the term "transmogging" (transmogrifying; changing the visual appearance of a video game item to that of another) has gained a new meaning due to recent linguistic innovations

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ngl I kinda get nun vibes from the username sistercara, but like a subversive trans nun who's strong and skateboards and is actually not a nun but is still like. sister cara

i dont know if i can pull off those vibes but if you think i can ill try an make it a habit

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in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur

Can we run away together

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the english language is truly a wonder

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Friday Again Garfie Baby

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.