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me: i’m super stressed abt this :/

brain: aw no sweat, if things don’t work out, you can always die! :)

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I find these eight seconds to be some of the funniest in existence. 

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Are y'all SEEING this!

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Janek Sedlář

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just sittin' and thinkin'

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Painting by Odd Nerdrum

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me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

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Friendly neighborhood spider friend. A fear submitted by Veerle to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

You can find original artwork in my shop!

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had a thought

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girls don't flirt they just look at you like this

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If porn is still banned then how come I can post Sam giving it to gollum raw and wiggling?

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naked man founds pennsylvania on toenail clippings alone

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enzymes make a stand. a revolution

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