balls deep fag and homo..... you better plan a trip to brokenose mountain pale coconut
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these being back to back episodes after cas and crowley spend multiple episodes working together -> they literally discussed this
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phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):
Michael wave
physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki
untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles
lawboy
chief Justice Jared Padalecki
[gunshots]
Orpheus' gay cajun vampire side piece
greetings blood freak
wax your chest father of two, it's fanservice time
chewing glass
jacting joices
Stanford, law school even
jender and mender
jackles' sexy sexy silence
pack it up George W. Butch
(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence
Heller [insert politician]
pspspsps I promise I won't psychoanalyze you
whore boots/Dean's "fuck me" pumps
rogue translator
comrade [insert cast member]
cw sniper
[Texas accent] what
if [x] then WHY [y]
hi hellers!
president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening
did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?
too much enrichment in the enclosure
clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we're really in it now
THEE [insert biblical figure]
they didn't even cast ABEL!
WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.
JUSSY JOWER
God Jensen, Dean's never gonna fuck you
rancid nutwork
season 16
musty wail
party city wig
blurry wife
nephew what's all this then
[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural
[insert crossover media]natural
country boys make do
ok so fuck me then
I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom
jackles release the tapes
jackles I am no longer asking
the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th
superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I'm including it)
desticule/destielcule
chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)
ghost baby abortion
(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)
baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)
hbo spn
someone please microwave me
Jensen "Dean kinnie" Ackles
homophobic Jimmy Novak
closeted Jimmy Novak
wrist not limp enough. boil it.
canonically dead Kansas the band
Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki
widower arc and divorce arc
allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE
easily the most show/THEE show of all time
unparalleled media experience
If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.
(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)
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maybe i didnt come back wrong maybe i was just a weird freak when i was alive but i hid it and acted so normal and after i died i decided to stop pretending. maybe being resurrected was the perfect opportunity for me to be myself because i knew you would chalk it up to the horror of me coming back wrong. but the horror was always inside me. did u think about that
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