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the first law of motion is we don't talk about motion

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A revolver of gleaming gold and fallen petals for a private commissioner! 🪷✨

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its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)

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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

#booktok is a different breed #kind of want to read the gingerbread one though it DOES look like it would be funny

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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trans lesbian = tresbian = très bien (very good)

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You like my blog?? I bet you can’t even name 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

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you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you

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more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

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nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

#couple people in the tags of this listed shows that are marketed for PRESCHOOLERS #anyway mine is good omens

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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.