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Had a $8.25 debt to repay today. Library fines. On The Total Money Makeover, Retired Inspired, Love Your Life Not Theirs and Financial Peace Revisited.
So embarrassing.
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Gemstones For Banishing Someone:
Any of them if you throw them hard enough.
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The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the scream of fire engines, or the realisation that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way away.
A dog’s wet nose is not strictly speaking the worst of the bunch, but it has its own peculiar dreadfulness which connoisseurs of the ghastly and dog owners everywhere have come to know and dread. It’s like having a small piece of defrosting liver pressed lovingly against you.
Terry Pratchett - Moving Pictures (via terrypratchettparadise)
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Accuracy at its finest. ☕️
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Yes!
GUYS IT'S AUGUST WHICH MEANS IT'S OFFICIALLY TIME TO START CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN
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