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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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So that’s how my morning is going.

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...

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you’d punch a nazi but would you listen to a jew talk about antisemitism for even ten minutes

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shorty got that... hm... it occurs to me that I actually know very little about her

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stop forgetting to leave a seat open in your car for elijah! he is cramped up in the trunk! he is on the roof! he's sitting on the lap of whoever's in the passenger seat! he's very uncomfortable and he would just like a proper seat to stay in.

(also yes if you drive home for long enough from the seder elijah joins you but you do have to get out at a rest stop and stretch your legs so he has the chance to enter)

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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.

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