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"Midnight" is one of my favourite episodes!!

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on may 1st

#dw #ten #☀️ #art

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this book is so clearly designed for people who have not experienced a decade plus of high dosage uninterrupted tumblr poisoning because to me this whole section reads somewhat like “enjoyers of food and beverages may be surprised to hear about ‘bread’ and ‘water’”

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I’m at 5 what about you?

#12 #i hate some vegetables #and oysters

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

#YES

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> walk into a pizza place > there's no visible menu > "how do you get the menu?" > "you have to scan the QR code" > "is that the only way?" > "yes" > walk out of the pizza place

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#the lizard elections is the only correct answer

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that poll thats like 'which nuwho character would you trust with a baby' is still so funny to me like donna is literally the only one who has successfully raised a child. clara works with kids but she's not good with them. I know amy and rory adopted a son in manhattan but we never see him in canon, he could've turned out just as insane as river. donna is literally the only character who has raised (and protected) a normal functioning well adjusted person. how did she not win that poll. martha tried to set off a nuke last time we saw her.

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*takes a long drag from my cigarette* …me? i was in the he/him lesbian trenches of 2019. i fought on the tumblr frontier. had a queer discourse blog and everything .

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To be fair even if there was a way to force all D&D 5e players to stop playing and play other games, I'm actually okay with just letting them play 5e, because based on everything that passes as funny and relatable 5e "content" I don't want them anywhere near actual good games

b-but... but... horny bard roll charisma get nat 20 crit seduce dragon do the sex... wait you didn't like that joke...? how about this one: horny bard roll charisma get nat 20 crit seduce dragon do the sex. Wait you're not laughing yet but trust me dude this next one is REALLY FUNNY: horny bard roll charisma get nat 20 crit seduce dragon do the sex.

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who had "jkr goes full nazi" on their 2024 bingo cards?

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The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

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i tthink some girl just sent her frozen rp to our 200+ student gc and icant bring myself to open it because im afraid it will flood my system with neurotoxins

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inventing a new kind of fucked up sex thing: force felining

thats where u take somebody who isn't a catgirl, and u make them into a catgirl. by force, ideally at gunpoint