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the owner of this role play blog has not read stellarlune yet so this account is on lockdown until she does 😍😍

#same here

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Doctor Funky-clothes, do you want to come with me to beat up Lord Nosy-pants (aka ½ of the cause of Funkyhair's parental issues)

- Ro

Always. No one gives my child trauma and gets away with it. And after this, we're hunting down Gisela.

#asks

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Can I have bullhorn?

Sorry, but hard pass. Bullhorn is my bestie, he's not going anywhere.

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You're a dilf

I don't think I even want to know what that means.

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Well I assume she would be interested enough to check them out for herself after seeing that, you know?

I found something very sus

So i was at school right

and my teacher is all oKaY gO rEaD a bOOk, bOoKs aRE gOoD. So i take out a book that i just Happen To Have.

Sooo i get bored and i start looking around and stuff, and i see this one girl reading a book called keeper of the lost cities ??? and it has sophie and dex on the cover , or people who look like them at least

Gonna investigate this even tho i’ve never spoken to that girl in my life

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The books, Keefe, the books. We're talking characters, remember?

I found something very sus

So i was at school right

and my teacher is all oKaY gO rEaD a bOOk, bOoKs aRE gOoD. So i take out a book that i just Happen To Have.

Sooo i get bored and i start looking around and stuff, and i see this one girl reading a book called keeper of the lost cities ??? and it has sophie and dex on the cover , or people who look like them at least

Gonna investigate this even tho i’ve never spoken to that girl in my life

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Are you sure about that

I found something very sus

So i was at school right

and my teacher is all oKaY gO rEaD a bOOk, bOoKs aRE gOoD. So i take out a book that i just Happen To Have.

Sooo i get bored and i start looking around and stuff, and i see this one girl reading a book called keeper of the lost cities ??? and it has sophie and dex on the cover , or people who look like them at least

Gonna investigate this even tho i’ve never spoken to that girl in my life

#YES obviously im getting into this

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Keeper rp blog list (only some of these are mine):

Keep reading

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I hailed @fitzroy-avery-vacker   even tho I’m not supposed to but I taught him some tiktok dances and some slang. So sorry sophie if he says “what an L” the next time you almost die

#haha yes the coincidance

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YES

I hailed @fitzroy-avery-vacker   even tho I’m not supposed to but I taught him some tiktok dances and some slang. So sorry sophie if he says “what an L” the next time you almost die

#i never quite got over the coincidance like 2 years ago tbh

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Even I know what tiktok is. However, Keefe has implored me not to embarrass him by doing the dances. I have respectfully declined >:)

I hailed @fitzroy-avery-vacker   even tho I’m not supposed to but I taught him some tiktok dances and some slang. So sorry sophie if he says “what an L” the next time you almost die

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Della, I have a bed in the healing center waiting for you, just in case. I very much hope you won’t be needing it.

Will I be almost killing Della? Yes, technically. Will I be actually killing Della? I guess you're just gonna have to wait and see :)

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I gotchu bestie

@gethen-inar-ondsinn I still don’t have my dog or my candles, what’s been keeping you busy? Getting friendly with the council?

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Can confirm.

@gethen-inar-ondsinn I still don’t have my dog or my candles, what’s been keeping you busy? Getting friendly with the council?

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I feel kind of offended that my bet wasn’t included here, ngl

the sokeefe betting pool

everyone knows about how much keefe is in love with sophie except sophie

keefe thinks he’s succeeding at hiding his emotions, but really, Sophie just has no clue what’s going on at any given moment.

so, there’s, y’know, a betting pool.  Ro runs it.

Keefe doesn’t know about it. Sophie DEFINITELY doesn’t know about it.

everyone else is in on it. 

From Lord Cassius to Emery. 

Here are the characters and their bets:

Fitz Vacker: It’ll happen in three years, he’s bet 13 lusters.

Biana Vacker: It’s happening within the next two months, and she’s bet twenty lusters.

Dex Dizznee: His date is fast approaching, it’s set for next week already. He’s going to have to give his money to Ro pretty quick. He’s not happy about this. He bet a whole thirty-seven lusters.

Tam Song: He bet three lusters on a very specific date next November. No one but Linh knows why. 

Linh Song: She bet fifteen lusters on a weekend three months from now. She knows she’s probably not going to win, but she has high hopes, and thinks that this betting pool is very fun, and anyone who is taking it too seriously needs to calm down.

Ro: Ro has bet one hundred and fifty-eight lusters on July Fourteenth, 2023. She is COMPLETELY in this for the long game. She’s gonna make it happen. She’ll fight God and Keefe himself. Linh has told her several times to calm down. She will not. 

Marella Redek: Fifty Lusters on next month. She’s terrified of losing. Pyrokinetics hasn’t been accepted yet, she needs to make all her money back!!!

Stina Heks: Seven lusters on next wednesday, but she doesn’t really care at all. She just wanted to be a part of it.

Maruca Chebota: Four lusters. She offered some time next year. Everyone glared at her for being so vaguely specific.

Lord Cassius: Seventy Lusters on next weekend. He’s going to lose. Lord Cassius never wins bets.

Grady Ruewen: Twenty Lusters on July Thirteenth, 2022. He will not elaborate. Ro thinks he’s doing it to spite her.

Edaline Ruewen: Seventeen Lusters on two months from now. She’s been watching Sophie more than anyone else has. She’s noticed some things. Edaline knows all. Edaline is probably going to win.

Bronte: He bet three hundred lusters on April Fifteenth, this next year. He did it solely to get Emery off his back for asking for bets.

Fintan: Seven hundred lusters, none of which are legally his, on April fourteenth. No comments.

Emery: Four hundred lusters on July Twelfth 2022. He and Grady are watching like hawks.

Alina: Four lusters on November Second, 2096. She has no faith in them but Emery would not shut up about it. 

Let’s hope Sophie and Keefe never find out about it. That’ll make a bunch of people lose.

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Can confirm.

@gethen-inar-ondsinn I still don’t have my dog or my candles, what’s been keeping you busy? Getting friendly with the council?

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In fact, I'd actually prefer it.

I want to hold hands with Alvar and cuddle with him. He is a great Vacker! Better than Fitz!

Biana is okay ^^, Alvar tells me a lot about her. She is a brave, independent, and beautiful girl. I am glad she is Alvar’s brother.

Fitz is a b-