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My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

#billy bob thornton #is that you?

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"Her name is Yuri? ... on ice? Or in lesbians?"

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

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is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com

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Theyre sending me to da foppish dandys effeminate school for pansy boys

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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

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Hello, tumblr user. For this trap, you must exit your bedroom. To do this, you remove yourself from the blankets you woke up in. They are soft, cozy, and warm. Good luck.

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Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises

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she e on my e til I’m cumming

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the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

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You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

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vampires… save me…

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eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together

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i will never stop being 6 years old and lonely. i will never stop being 11 years old and lonely. i will never stop being 19 years old and lonely. i will never stop