My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.
One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.
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"redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn't try to fix someone!"
actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks
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'average person has 3 ops' That's Dream's hourly rate
ENOUGHHHH
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please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me
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Points at George's tummy. Babyin there
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if she’s ur girl why she all up in my notfs booping me
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i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”
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it’s his month
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Tumblr users, all tuckered out after a long day of boops
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remember that night we all booped each other
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