We’re in the line of the hurricane here in Florida which means two uninterrupted days to think about Duck Newton
Enjoy a lil duck dump while I nail down my design
I love a good human disaster ™️
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I need to be clear here: I am the player. I did this. My first character was an orc named thogg and I fucked the first bartender I saw
My most recent character is a go lin named kebab. The first thing I did was order apple juice
players first campaign: I wanna seduce the bartender
player's fifth campaign: i order an appy juice
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this is so late but i loved this speech
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i cant believe lup left her lich hubby at home and opted to take her brother and those other two baboons on a casino heist
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you've all been blinded by duck and the firbolg's lying skills that you think taako was a good liar and it's astonishing. he's at max a below average liar. he's a shitty shitty liar but he had confidence and charisma. this is the man that broke down on a train and introduced himself by at least four separate names. this is the man that explained away the sound of stolen gold in his bag by saying he was collecting bottle caps for unicef. this is the man that when asked who he was by a goon invented an entire backstory between him and said goon and when the goon told him "uh that never happened and I don't know you" he just killed him. the greatest lie taako pulled off was that he was a good liar
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btw don't go to 5e.tools for free access to basically every official DND 5e resource including books, spells, races, stat generators and homebrew guides, because that's illegal and such a widespread and creative game should not be open access for everyone because that would be bad. just letting you know not to go to that website and do that
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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook
Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything
Here is a free pdf to monsters manual
Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything
Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide
Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters
Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes
For all your dnd purposes
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When you were away on missions, she worried. When you came home, she rejoiced. She tried her hardest not to show it, not to give herself away. With each meal, each Candlenights gift exchanged, the nights spent walking the Bureau’s campus, the trips to the spa— she fought back a smile that you came to treasure during your one hundred year journey. A radiant smile, full of joy and relief.
It’s the same smile you just saw, moments ago, when Magnus burst into the dome, alive again, a mannequin no longer. Her friends were here again. In her hour of greatest need. But that smile is gone now. The Hunger’s here, again. You’ve escaped it a hundred times, but no more. This is it.
This is it!
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i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this
id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id
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The brain rot this shows cursed me with…
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The finest members of Amnesty Lodge’s Pine Guard!
I’m almost done with TAZ: Amnesty and wanted to draw something for it. Bottom images are PNG’s! Use as you like (with credit, please!)
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“is dani cute?”
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owes her $15 dude
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