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reblog to charge throndir’s jackoff crystal

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imagine if you were a mechanic and one day some no-name aristocrat is like "hey... i heard you're like... pretty tight-lipped, right?" and you're like "sure, I need money to pay for my space taxi off of this rock" so you do tune-ups for this aristocrat's kinda mid revolutionary group and you flirt with them a little so they'll ignore the fact you're charging them 300% up the ass until one day a space gas furry shows up at your door and changes your life, worldview, and relationship to politics and maybe you got a romance thing going on but you never clarify it and you wind up in a revolutionary cell with them and who is also here but your mid aristocrat but you're like "hey, just one more step on the road to getting out of here :/" and then the space gas furry buys you a spaceship so you can leave but you kinda wanna see where this space gas furry relationship goes until one day the space gas furry explodes themselves at a funeral to kill a CIA director and then its just you, your other buddies, and your mid aristocrat for five years until the mid aristocrat starts quoting some MCR lyrics at you over the phone while blushing like a closeted fifteen year old and you're like 30 now but it kinda hits anyway and then you decide that because of the space gas furry you're a better person and therefore have to overthrow the government and then the government threatens to blow up the sun and your mid aristocrat accuses you of wanting to blow yourself up to be a martyr and how romantic they thought it would be to live without the threat of an explosion tearing you apart and then you get onto a little bullet spaceship and one of several thousand space gods asks you straight up what you feel the most guilty about and you say "can't worry about that now, I have to stop this explosion" like you couldn't stop that explosion then so that maybe you can go back to that mid aristocrat and your name is Kalvin Brnine and you're canonically the most awkward person alive

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Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

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I think one of my favorite DnD Things is when random rolls become retroactive Lore/Quirks for the character. Not even as a DM ruling, I mean something the whole table adopts organically, whether seriously or as a running joke.

A paladin I DMd for failing every single perception roll turned into him canonically needing glasses and not realizing it.

A combination of failed perception checks and concentration saves becoming a character having ADHD and that getting worked into the acting.

My gnome barbarian with low intimidation rolls despite doing/saying some actually terrifying things suddenly having a voice that cracks like the "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS!! HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!" kid when he shouts.

Or my favorite, my tabaxi artificer, Gus, comedically failing every religion check when it comes to praying so now it's a whole plot point that gods literally do not perceive him.

(Yes this is an invitation to reply or tell me in the tags if you've had any canon-altering rolls like this I love PC stories)

#aelia being Unable to tell that Tai adn Carter were a thing #failing every roll to tell that something was going on she has never had any insight roll successfully lol

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fantasmo big naturals

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fantasmo big naturals

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fantasmo big naturals

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our dnd campaign is 8 years old on monday..........

#bbtta2 #how. time

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my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

#aelia but she was Correct

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guys who are blue and also clones

[Image ID: Digital reference sheet of Mako Trig and clones from Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight. Mako is a fat, blond man in his early twenties. He has symmetrical light blue markings across his face and body. His fashion sense is a garish mix of green, purple, and pink. The other Mako clones have identical features except for varying blue markings. Larry is also featured in the line-up of clones with an inverted color scheme and inverted markings to Mako. End ID.]

#mako #THIS IS SUCH A LOOK #mako trig…

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cancelling plans is ok. hiding the fact you’re a twin from your coworkers until you rob a train together is ok. pretending to be a cavalry officer in god’s army to find a map is ok. cutting off your rival’s nose in a duel is ok. lying to your twin about killing god at god’s brunch party is ok. do what you need to cope

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bad news folks. got into another sci-fi podcast [Image ID: Digital reference sheet of Sokrates and Cassander from Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight. Sokrates and Cass are both fish-people, Sokrates taking design inspiration from the red scorpionfish and Cassander the Mediterranean parrotfish. They are adorned in a modified version of Minoan fashion, featuring flowing garments with vibrant primary color patterns. They both have long, black hair greying at the sides. Cass is several inches shorter than Sokrates, excluding headspines. End ID.]

#yessssssssss #c/w

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*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

#millie

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counterweight sangfielle AU

aria -> heritrix

cass-> drakkan

mako-> thinks he’s a normal guy but is actually being cloned by that one cave like the toll collectors

audy-> is a fragment of a Shape train but does not realize it yet

#oh thats sick as hell…. #ibex. is an ibex. #just pictured capybara orth and i need to retire to the seaside actually

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#twilight mirage

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pickman is such a good selling point for sangfielle because every new detail about her makes her cooler and cooler. do you like gruff butch women? do you like gruff butch women who are also big buff anthropomorphic goats? do you like gruff butch goat women who are knights? do you like gruff butch goat women who are knights who fight living trains in a world where trains fill the same ecological niche as dragons? of course you do, listen to sangfielle