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opening up my own fanfiction document on my personal laptop to see if the author has updated it yet

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Voldemort: *monologuing about how he killed his father because he hated him*

Lucius: *noticing the headstone says 'Tom Riddle' on it*

Lucius: Phew. He definitely won't mind that I lost his dad’s diary if he hates him this much. What a relief.

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lord "we can't let them know we have sex" voldemort (x)

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i actually like it when one half of a ship kills the other half. that’s like texture

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being a writer with writer friends is just:

writer: *unhinged idea*

writer friend: *encourages unhinged idea*

writer:  😈 

writer friend:  😈 

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i’ve decided to stop apologizing for these. voldemort in a sweater. no context.

#perfect

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Voldemort Wins AUs be like:

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now this is accurate

#tomdraco

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WRITE THE PORN YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD

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The other meet-cute tropes by the river: One person stumbling on the other drowning and saving them

Tomarry meet-cute by the river: One person stumbling on the other trying to drown someone

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Tom’s just trying his best