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Aww! I'm so happy for you two!

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GWEN AND I ARE DATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SHE IS SUPER PRETTY AND NICE AND SHE GOT ME PRESENTS AND TOOK ME TO THE TOP OF PRISM TOWER AND SAID I AM PRETTY AND ASKED ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE WENT HOME (OUR HOME!!!) AND WENT TO BED (OUR BED!!!!!!!) AND I FELL ASLEEP IN HER ARMS (THE ARMS OF MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!)

SHE IS RESTING BUT STILL HUGGING ME AND I DO NOT WANT TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ah true love #how cute #pokeblogging #unreality #pkmn irl

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Y'know wouldn't it just be easier to say "no we don't sleep in the same room"? You're being awfully suspicious.

finally! that was hard, not sure how red does it!

-blue

#they could just have 2 beds in the same room #no big deal #pokeblogging #unreality #pkmn irl

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Another photo is posted of Jazz and Fuku in their seats, turned around to face away from the stage. Jazz's arm is raised, most likely holding the phone above their head to get a better view. They're both smiling as the curtains behind them close

I think raunchy was an understatement... Still it was a lot of fun!

terramarra plays are fun as hell, and i still haven’t gotten to the raunchy shit tonight once i put hoshi to bed

<A selfie is posted, seemingly taken after the end of a play. Fuku is giving a thumbs-up with Jazz from @dittos-everywhere.>

#what a show sweet arceus and mew #pokeblogging #unreality #pkmn irl

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Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons right now❣️🤫

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are you

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op disabled reblogs so whatever my ask game now.

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ya got any other pokemon besides bart?

if this post hits 100,000 notes i will adopt a salamence

#13k! let's go! #87k more to go! #pokeblogging #unreality #pkmn irl

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If two girls love each other those are definitely lesbians. The attraction to other girls is implied by her love for Sakura.

Actually no, if im gonna be stuck here im gonna tell the TRUTH. TOMOYO FROM SAKURA IS LESBIAN YOURE JUST LESBIAN BLIND

#i read this manga ages ago but like #are you serious... #what do you think a lesbian is??? #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #unreality

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Terramara says that you still owe her something that I'm having trouble translating. Care to explain? She's getting better at communicating, or I'm getting better at understanding.

@turtle-servant

I am aware of the environmental issues occurring due to Terramara's distress, but I am unsure if there is anything specific. The only things that I can recall offering anyone are post cards. Would the Lady of the Seas like a post card for herself, perhaps? If I could ask her directly, I would be able to understand on the grounds of being ancient pokemon. However the most I can do is ask you due to geological inconvenience.

#is this what the turtle i live on gets up to #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #unreality

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Clearly you all have not been following along with Rosie's Gay Ghost Panic Gwenmageddon 2: Electric Boogaloo

GOOMYLE SEARCH HOW TO TELL IF A GHOST IS GAY AND OPEN TO A RELATIONSHIP

#i bet any day now gwen's gonna confess #theyre just so cute together #makes me wish i had something like that growing up #pokeblogging #unreality #pkmn irl

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Joyus Trickster's Day, may your mirth turn aside the barbs, slings and arrows of life. Join your friends in jokes, japes and shenanigans. But keep kind in your jokes. And make them be lessons too, for that is best and is the way of a Trickster.

I for one, will be celebrating with my family. There has been preperation all day today and the estate smells wonderful! There will be plays, family ones for the day. And a night we revel in the other side of the Trickster. Some of the plays are quite ribald.

#i had to look up what ribald meant and uh #oh dear #pokeblogging #unreality #pkmn irl

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I have been running around for hours. I have no clue what is going on but I am too stubborn at this point. The weirdest part is that I keep on getting given stuff??????

I went past the artist at a cafe and he gave me a bracelet with what appears to be the ghost type and normal type gym insignia from Galar on it as charms.

In front of a boutique, a cashier on break handed me a light pink hair ribbon, which feels slightly based on pink in Kalosian being "Rose".

The florist on Autumnal Avenue handed me a bouquet of the most pure purple violets I have ever seen, laughed, and said it would make sense soon.

Our real estate agent ran up to me in the middle of the street and put a necklace with a golett design on it around my neck so no clue what is happening with him.

The owner of the Cyllage City bike shop just high fived me so that was neat.

The random guy from Hoenn somehow recognised me outside the train station and (out of the kindness of his own heart or something) gave me a fucking whole box of lava cookies????????????

The fucking owner of the dojo who KICKED ME OUT PERSONALLY gave me some rainbow shoelaces so I have no idea what is going on.

VIOLA, THE FUCKING GYM LEADER OF SANTALUNE CITY, PERSONALLY HANDED ME A PAPER SHINY LUVDISC, A PHOTO OF LUMIOSE TOWER, AND TOLD ME TO GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!??!!!!??!???????!???!!!!!!!!??!

#now this i gotta see #so cute #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #unreality

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Oh I heard about those. I was thinking of checking them out myself actually. Any idea what they're about?

Also do u mind if I tag along

so terramarra’s got their own thing for april fools, cool

gonna try to get together with everybody to watch one of those plays, and sinnoh almighty knows Applesauce is about to have a field day

#im still getting used to living on terramarra #i could use something to pass the time #while i wait for my mind healer appointment #pokeblogging #unreality #pkmn irl

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Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons right now❣️🤫

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love this person’s ditto from pokemon episode AG083

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why xerneas secrete oil? im here to do karaoke with friends not to watch this overgrown stantler secrete fucking oil

#whispers #what the fuck #pokeblogging #unreality #pkmn irl

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Reblog if you don’t mind Slice-of-Life threads that don’t necessarily go anywhere.

✕  there is so much development to be made from people just… being together. there’s no need for a whole huge big plot for muses to make memories. just conversation and doing mundane things together is enough sometimes.