"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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didn’t ask, don’t care, plus my tits bounce when i walk
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in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky
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so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid
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"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember
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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER
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