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WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

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me: *exhaling massive bong rip* "fuucckk im hungry lol"

my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): "does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?"

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This is after I beg lil yachty to take my offering of 2 sacks of grain instead of 4 because the harvest was inadequate

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i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

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this is literally my favourite tweet of all time

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In Bed with Kurt - Ivan Claudiu Vlad by Baldovino Barani

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me: *exhaling massive bong rip* "fuucckk im hungry lol"

my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): "does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?"

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how long have I been out

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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

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God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

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there’s two kinds of music, good and bad. I like both.