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sorry this is dumb

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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Common mistake of new tumblr users is that they start off by only following art accounts that only post like monthly, and then they're confused by why their dash is so dead. Girlie you need to get yourself some Post Hunter Gatherers too to get a more varied experience

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#i would gasp but I’m sorry thinking back to high school there are plenty of girls that would shriek #I’m the sounds of several girls screaming at the top of their lungs god forbid we hear a bit of thunder and the lights flicker #is anything to go by #then yea

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Some AirBnB roasting courtesy of Reddit

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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

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you’re very special to me *gives you this*

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Yasha I don't honestly know what compelled me to draw, just thought, eh, I'm going to draw Yasha today

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for @dishonored-pendletwin of their gorgeous drow, Ariana Nassar

thank you so much for being my patron! 🤗💜

#IT SHE!!!!! #THANK YOU SO MUCH #IT WAS SO NICE OF YOU TO DO #oc: Ariana Nassar

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The Todd tiktok (the toddtok if you will)