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I came up with this conspiracy independently months ago. So glad to see other non-believers of the Wyoming myth

do you actually know anyone from wyoming? i think wyoming is a state made up by the government

#Fnord #Wyoming #doesn't exist #FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD

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#Fnords #IGS #Discord?

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Started reading it. Amazing philosophies for surviving in this modern mess of grayface

Read the Et Cetera Discordia

a celebration of 50 years of Discordia! Ia! Eris Fhtagn 

#discordianism #Limbo peak #Principia Discordia

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#discordia #pineal gland #discordian

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Tonights mission:

Find a discordian on omegle.....

Results thus far indicate this may take a while.

#Discordian #Eris #WHERE ARE THE FNORDS?

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You're not obligated to believe in it in fact quite the opposite (that is if you read it)

Reasons the Principia Discordia is better than the Bible:

It’s shorter

It was written by stoners

Eris > Jesus

I don’t have to get up early on weekends, put on modest clothes, & chill with other Discordians while a clergyman stands at a podium and tells me how I’m supposed to interpret it.

#discordia #eris

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#Nicholas Cage #all the pictures #Fnords

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In all actuality I'm assuming this to be true

#discordian #TRU #FAX

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One day, Malaclypse [younger] asked his messenger sprite to speak to the Goddess and request Her advice for something bothering him; he was desperate for answers. Shortly afterwards, his car radio switched from Sweet Oldies to a heavenly female voice: What’s up Mal?

“Oh Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to life a heavy burden from my heart!”

Okay, what the hell do you want, Mal?

“I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere, people are hurting one another. The planeet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war!”

I don’t see what’s wrong with that if it’s what people like.

“But nobody wants it, Mother! Everybody hates it!”

Oh. Well then stop.

At which moment She turned herself into a Viagra advert and left Malaclypse to deal with his species’ shit.

#discordian #holey scripture

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TODO:

insert Fnords into tumblrs #Bible tracking

#Discordian #OMGASM #Eris

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That’s the problem with Operation Mindfuck: if you do it right, you fuck up your own mind.

Richard Marshall (via freakroned)

#discordia #eris

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#discordia #discordian #fnord #eris #etcetera #TAGZ