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disastrouseskimo · 4 years
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Grumpy old boobs
Reblog with a movie title, replacing the last word with "boobs"
James Bond: The Spy Who Loved Boobs.
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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ancient god (self-diagnosed)
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79. Fridge
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as u can see I don’t actually know how to draw
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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“Birds evolved from dinosaurs.” While this statement is technically true it isn’t very useful and thus is a misconception of the relationship among avian, dinosaurs, and reptiles. Not only did birds evolve from dinosaurs — birds ARE dinosaurs.
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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CONSPIRACY #33
New Year’s resolutions were created by gyms as a way to stay in business.
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Just Like the First Time.
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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some small things that intrigued me a little bit, watching the film, IT, in regards to some of the design choices. And it just had me wondering weather these were small nods, or tributes to older classic horror/thriller films of the 80s, since IT daces place within that decade, or aesthetic simple coincidences?
Either way. I love the look of all of these flicks, and I’m super glad IT has the same thing going for it.
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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Genuinely love this
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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it was an honor being horny with you all
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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Here we go again
My mans just came up with some shitty excuse to get to go home early in the morning, so I told him to just leave now since i’ven’t the patience to deal with that bullshit. I’m gonna come over tomorrow afternoon to see if he’s really done what he said he meant to do.
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disastrouseskimo · 5 years
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