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the greatest smiler of all time is louis armstrong
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SEE EVERYTHING IS SEX EXCEPT SEX WHICH IS POWER YOU KNOW POWER IS JUST SEX YOU SCREW ME AND I'LL SCREW YOU TOO
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EVERYTHING IS SEX EXCEPT SEX WHICH IS POWER YOU KNOW POWER IS JUST SEX NOW ASK YOURSELF WHO'S SCREWING YOU
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O X E N F R E E | 5/?
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So, how'd it go? Was it a successful trip? I don't know, Ruthie. I mean esoteric answers I get. Tangible ones, not-uh so much.
RUSSIAN DOLL 2.04 Station to Station
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RUSSIAN DOLL 2.1: Nowhen.
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i dshould be doing work right neow
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Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.
Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs
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They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
Not to put too fine a point on it Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet Make a little birdhouse in your soul
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They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
Not to put too fine a point on it Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet Make a little birdhouse in your soul
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They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
Not to put too fine a point on it Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet Make a little birdhouse in your soul
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They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
Not to put too fine a point on it Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet Make a little birdhouse in your soul
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They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
Not to put too fine a point on it Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet Make a little birdhouse in your soul
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They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
Not to put too fine a point on it Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet Make a little birdhouse in your soul
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I love not having scurvy 👍
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breaking mutuals with @/forgeguy don't ask me about it this is the last I'll say on the matter
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omg did something happen :(
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shut the fuck up never fucking talk to me again I'm so srs
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kys
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i miss him so fucking much i can't fucking do this anymore
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this fucking meeting sucks I'm going to firebomb shipwreck cove
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little life update I feel like I'm honestly really coming around on this prosthetic eye idk it's really starting to feel like a part of me now :') I hope I never have to lose it or anything
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piracy is a SCOURGE on these seas!!! EMBARRASSING!
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give me your stuff
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omg I can't believe we still have piracy antis on this website to this day like this is literally the high seas piracy website go back to ye olde twitter
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"piracy antis" girl that's the king of england
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I can't keep going like this I can't believe I did that to her I'm such a failure I should just kms like I literally don't deserve to be on this earth
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just remembered some things. nevermind lol
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remembered some more things and I want to die again I was so fucking wrong
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and when I drop the ***** aka ********* receipts then what. lol. lmao even
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bitch give us a fucking vowel
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yeah um just so everyone knows op literally shot me on isla de muerta so I'm really not interested in their receipts
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what the fuck is going on on pirate ye olde tumblr
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everyone keeps calling me a liar they just hate to see a wench who tells it like it is
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literal 100+ pages ye olde google doc of times op has lied
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you would actually not believe how much harder it is to girlblog when your fingers are turning into fucking shrimp or whatever
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captain has it fucking easy
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they're gonna whip me for this one lads :/
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anyone else riddled by guilt? clap if you're riddled by guilt
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the second I'm free of this stupid flesh prison I'm putting a curse on this entire fucking website
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op what the fuck is this why do you not have an url
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the sea will claim you in five years. use your remaining time wisely
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sure yeah whatever. I'll fucking do that I guess.
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got scurvy 👎
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Hello everyone! <3
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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