dinohyes

[dinohyes]

Seungcheol: Pick a card, any card

Jeonghan: Fine

Seungcheol:

Seungcheol: "Any card" did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

[dinohyes]

Jisoo: Please note: we, SEVENTEEN, do not condone violence.

Jisoo: Or at least not murder.

Jisoo: And usually not violence.

Jeonghan: SEVENTEEN condones sending a message.

[dinohyes]

Jisoo: If you ever meet your doppelgänger, you would...?

Hansol: Kill them.

Soonyoung: Sleep with them.

Seokmin: Avoid them...?

Jisoo: What the hell is wrong with you two?

Soonyoung: Oh, come on. As if you wouldn't climb Kwon Mountain.

[dinohyes]

Jeonghan: If Joshua and I were both drowning, who would you save? Seungcheol: I don't know, both of you? Jeonghan: No, you could only save one of us. Seungcheol: Well, I would probably save Joshua because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer. Jeonghan: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then? Seungcheol: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor? Jeonghan: It's a family heirloom. Seungcheol: I'm leaving.

[dinohyes]

soonwoo ghost hunter au but it’s pseudo buzzfeed unsolved au, where wonwoo is stone cold deep voice unflinching deadpan believer of the supernatural and hoshi is absolutely off his balls insane like in real life and is the skeptic who doesn’t believe in ghosts

[dinohyes]

jun: i wouldn't say im the smartest out of seventeen but im definitely the funniest!

wonwoo who's eyeing the piece of gum matted into jun's hair whilst holding back a laugh: i could tell

[dinohyes]

Chan: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Chan, imitating Minghao: Chan, what are you doing?

Minghao, appearing from behind Chan: Chan, what are you doing?

Chan: I conjured him.

[dinohyes]

minghao: it’s hard to believe we’re a kpop band. this group operates more like a slapstick situational comedy about a drug cartel

[dinohyes]

[dinohyes]

Soonyoung: Morning, Jihoon!

Jihoon: Good morning!

Soonyoung: … did you just, say good morning back…?

Jihoon: *slaps a hand over his mouth* Ah shit, personality no. 2 slipped out!

[dinohyes]

Seungkwan: I told Dino his ears turn red when he lies

S.Coups: why? I don't think they do

Seungkwan: yeah but now I always know when he's lying. Hey Dino!

Dino: hm?

Seungkwan: do you love me?

Dino, covering his ears: no...

[dinohyes]

Seungcheol: I trust Soonyoung.

Jihoon: You think he know what he’s doing?

Seungcheol: I wouldn't go that far.

[dinohyes]

Joshua: What did you guys do at the meeting today?

Vernon: Talked about dragons.

Joshua: The staff had you guys talk about dragons?

Vernon: I talked about dragons. I don't know what everyone else was doing.

[dinohyes]

Jeonghan: Here’s the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?

Seungcheol: I think that’s called a threat.

[dinohyes]

seventeen as questionable ao3 tags pt 2

pspspsps for part 1 click here

Seokmin:

Mingyu:

Minghao:

Seungkwan:

Vernon:

Dino:

[dinohyes]

seventeen as questionable ao3 tags pt 1

for part 2 click on this

Seungcheol:

Jeonghan:

Joshua:

Junhui:

Hoshi:

Wonwoo:

Woozi:

[dinohyes]

Jeonghan: made Seungcheol scream last night

Joshua: what the fuck

Jeonghan: screamed real loud

Joshua: what the FUCK

Jeonghan: bet no one's made him scream like I did

Joshua, crying: Jeonghan, please I really don't need to know

Seungcheol, who absolutely did not appreciate being pulled off his bed by the legs at 2 am after having watched Paranormal Activity alone with the lights off in order to win a bet with Jeonghan which in hindsight was probably just the first part of a very elaborate, very mean joke: HE REALLY DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW