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What if you made me cum until I cry. Or made me so desperate to cum I cry. Either works.

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robots with human genitalia are sooooo boring. they should have weirdly sensitive sensors instead. their brain should be confused about how to interpret certain sensations and makes them pleasurable as a result. overstimulating them makes their power source go all crazy. they should be weird about really mundane stuff like recharging or interfacing with other tech. they should make their wires twist and mingle on purpose because if they get the angle right it feels sooooo good. putting new batteries in them or plugging them into an outlet makes some of them horny because it's all this new energy flowing through them and before the initial jolt wears down, it has them all overly sensitive and wound tight and stuff.

#get! your! hands! in! their! wires!!!!!

[dingdongwhy]

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

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fuck the thought of someone tying my legs up and open, out of their way, so they can just... experiment with different vibes and impact toys, watching how i react to every bit of stimulation. making me come all over their fingers with a vibe on my tcock, and they don't stop the vibe or take their fingers out. and then they start fingering harder again and i can't do anything but keep feeling good until they decide i've had enough. i wonder how many times i could come like that. someone should tie me up and find out.

#*please* #Bucket

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question for the ages; you’re getting spit roasted by a werewolf and a Minotaur, who’s in the front and who’s in the back?

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:( just checked webmd and im actually going to die if i dont bounce and moan on it soon

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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brb i’m casting a love spell (moaning ur name when i cum)

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Can't stop thinking about a cute fuzzy transmasc sleeping next to me and gently teasing his hairy cunt. Oh we'd have talked about it before, agreed on what he was okay with, telling them I'd be doing it one night soon. Then it finally happens. Rubbing my big, rough fingers slowly up and down his lips, gently spreading them to tease my fingertips by his interest. Hearing his breathing change as I softly peel back the hood of their hardening tdick, kissing his neck as encouragement for him to open himself up to my thick fingers.

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guided masturbation guided masturbation guided masturbation guided masturbation guided masturbation guided masturbation guided masturbation guided masturbation guided masturbation guided masturbation guided guided masturbation guided masturbation guided masturbation guided mastur-

#god please

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[dingdongwhy]

”boys will be boys” yeah boys will be pinned down and fucked while being told what a fucking slut they are for wanting this

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Shout out to y’all who like to be manhandled and marked because my favorite thing in the world is marking my territory with bites and bruises

Like the world will know I fucked you by the shape of my teeth in your neck

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I'm way too horny for the amount of sex I am not having.

[dingdongwhy]

pussy from a guy who doesn't know what's going on at all ever

#felt

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[dingdongwhy]

Hold me down by my throat and kiss me until I can't breathe then fuck me until I can't even sit let alone walk. Mark me, bruise me, devour me.