They/Them, Pan+Poly. I have never made a decision in my life and I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna start now. When I give my opinion on something it's not that I think you need or even want to hear it, or even that it's of any intrest at all. I'm just screaming at the void, it's not my fault you stopped to listen.
*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!
Hey guys maybe before you call a trans man ‘fem-presenting’ check to see if they are actually purposefully being gnc. Because if you call me ‘fem presenting’ just because I am visibly trans and visibly have boobs I’m going to maul you.
my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
I think it’s important to specify, Sam didn’t kill Shelob… he fucked her UP. He wounded her worse than literally anything she’d experienced in the entire history of Middle-Earth. He hurt this bitter, vengeful, hate-filled spider so bad she crawled into a hole so deep she’d never be found and stayed there forever.
You can kill someone with a lucky shot. Samwise fucking TRAUMATIZED a demonic demigod so bad she was afraid to ever show her face again, and frankly I think that’s even MORE impressive
Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
“You know you aren’t, like… the king, right? I could challenge you to a duel for saying that shit and everyone would just be like ‘yeah that’s valid. Shank his ass’”
I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn