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good morning i go here now

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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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instagram: smacmccreanor

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#wild that this doesn’t have a million notes yet

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Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.

Nina Dul

#john. w h a t

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semiaquatic secret agent

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#holy shit

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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i did another one, along the same lines. take it if you want i guess. i’m not a cop

take my uquiz boy

i did another one. i can see this becoming an issue but let’s not focus on that let’s focus on this cool new uquiz that is available for you to take and is so so so so fun trust me

#quiz #back on my bullshit :)

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The strawberries looked damn real  💗

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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

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you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

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Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason