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Seungkwan: I’m proud to identify as a morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for ‘tortilla’ was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Vernon: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Seungkwan, already taking his clothes off: Vernon you’re so fucking stupid

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*at Vernon and Seungkwan’s wedding*

Priest: Repeat after me-

Vernon: After me.

Priest: *whispering to Seungkwan* Are you sure you wanna marry this one?

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Hansol *nudges Seungkwanawake at 4am* : Do you like me?

Seungkwan: I married you.

Hansol: Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a husband? Unclear.

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felix: hewwo! i will be youw surgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision

hyunjin: dowcto, wewre losing him!!

jisung: qwick, hand me the defibwiwatow!!

seungmin: please. turn off my fucking life support

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21 REASONS TO LOVE BOO SEUNGKWAN

This two months ahead are full of birthday work, but it doesn’t matter. We want each of them to have our little present on their special day. So here is the one for our lovely Seventeen’s boy. 

We hope you enjoy it! 

VOCALS

His voice is so powerful. He is an amazing singer, and no one can tell otherwise. You just need to hear him once to have his vocals stuck on your head forever.

FACE SHAPE

It has such a circular shape, giving that cute image we all love.

SMILE

When you think he can’t get any cuter, he proves you wrong giving you that sweet and genuine to melt your heart.

SUNSHINE

He is the mood maker of the group. Always giving them laughs the moment they need them the most.

ENGLISH

There are so many quotes of him in English that remain iconic. This one might be the most hilarious one.

VERKWAN

Since the beginning, this has been such a strong and beautiful friendship, filled with lots of skinship and inside jokes.

GETTING CLOSER COMEBACK

This is Seungkwan’s era. Fight me. He looks AMAZING with that hair color. It suits him so weeeeell.

“I’M FROM JEJU”

This is also one of his iconic quotes, but despite that, once you enter to Carat world, every time you hear Jeju, you hear it in Seungkan’s voice.

MC

He didn’t get his nickname MC Boo for nothing, his charisma is irresistible. He is also known for being one of the future variety stars.

SELF-ESTEEM

In the beginning, he received a lot of bad comments about his physical appearance, with time he surpassed them, but we know he is still working on his self-esteem, so we just wanted to say that we support you, Seungkwan, and we love you just like the wonderful and amazing person you are. Our handsome and sweet boy.

DIVA BOO

He is such a drama queen, always exaggerating something, and that’s so funny.

BOOTYFUL

Does this really need a caption? If you have seen his butt, you’ll know

HOLIDAY SOLO

This may be my favorite part of all the MV.

BOOSEOKSOON

The Gag Team, this three together are a mess, if we are talking about behavior, but talking about vocals, is a dream.

SENSITIVE

His heart is so pure and soft. His love for Carats and his work makes me uwu. He truly deserved all the awards they are getting.

MY EAR’S CANDY

None Carat can forget this, ever.

TEASING TARGET

All the members love to tease him in every way possible because of his funny personality.

TEMPER

Even Jeonghan has said he sometimes might get a little hysterical over little things, but he is truly a cupcake full of love.

WONDERFUL SON

Despite the distance from his family, his relationship with his mother now is just heart melting.

LOVE

The attention and comfort he always tries to give to the other members proof just the amazing person he is.

SVT

And for the last one, he is one of the 13 members of the group that fills our days with laughs and happiness.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOO!

And thank you, Seungkwanie, for all the love and good moments you give us and share with us every day. We love you and always will.

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I’m not an expert but I like hands a lot so hopefully some of this was helpful!

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SM: NCT127 is a fixed unit. No changes will be made.

Jungwoo: ᵘʷᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᴵ ᵖˡˢ ᵇᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ¹²⁷ ᵘⁿᶦᵗˀ

SM: Well what are we supposed to fuckin do now? Tell him no?

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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If you’re having a bad day pt. 3 nct version

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#1 DK thicc thighs stan

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언제 어디에 있어도 함께하지 못해도 우린 늘 그렇듯 웃음꽃 피워요 💖 💎

Happy 3 Year Anniversary to the spring to my smile ✨

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redefine /ˌrēdəˈfīn/     verb define again or differently.

redefining seventeen is an infographic that aims to give a different meaning to seventeen based on the things they have achieved or things that have happened to them in their 3 years of being idols.

then, 17 was broken down as 13 members, 3 units, and 1 team, Seventeen. this 3rd year anniversary “project” aims to give seventeen a new meaning: 8 title tracks, 4 leaders, 3 rings, 1 world tour, and 1 family.

(personal message time baby) wow 3 years, this is the longest time i have been in a fandom, family tbh, for like the 9 years i’ve liked kpop or well any music group ever. Seventeen seriously is probably one of the best things that has happened to me, they have allowed me to meet so many beautiful people and they have urged me to slowly (but not fully) get out of my shell. They have definitely been with me through my ups and my downs and they have helped me so much whenever I felt like giving up. Boys, you have truly grown a lot and it was such a journey to see you grow up and also a blessing to have witness it and for the opportunity for us to grow with you. I hope we continue shining together for 10, 50, and 100 more years. Congrats boys!

#3YearsWithSeventeen #세븐틴_3주년_영원히_빛내줄게

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DO YOU SEE THIS BOY?!?

You see him?

Yeah this is Park Jisung, tHE MAKNAE OF NCT DREAM AND OF NCT IN GENERAL

HE IS SIXTEEN

S I X T E E N

THE NUMBER 16

KOREAN AGE 17, BUT GUESS WHAT?!? NO MATTER WHAT

HE’S STILL UNDERAGE!!! HE’S A MINOR!!!

Why am I pointing this out you might wonder. Well, it has been brought to my attention that during a fan event when Jisung was jumping, someone had the audacity to take a picture under his shirt. Oh, but it didn’t stop there. This person (and many other people) realize that Jisung has a v-line.

And what are thirsty hoes doing right now? Thirsting over him and sexualizing him.

….

May I remind you he is SIXTEEN?!????

Anyway, others have brought up the question “Why does he have a v-line in the first place?? He’s young!” Well, Jisung is a dancer. And on top of that I’m pretty sure SM has some type of training/workout regime or something for the boys. Those combine can cause that or just the simple fact that he works out a lot. But that’s not what I’m here to talk about. I’m here to talk about the fact that people are using the fact that he was a v-line as an excuse to thirst over him and it’s disgusting.

It’s appalling really. It’s like you hoes will use any chance you get to thirst over these underaged boys.

YOU SEE THIS?!

HE WAS ONLY THIS SQUISHY BEAN TWO YEARS AGO

HE WAS FOURTEEN

1 4

I guess the dreamies doing cutesy stuff made you guys realize how young they were.

But when he turned from that to this

To this

In the span of two years (which isn’t a lot) you guys suddenly lost your sense of being a civilized person.

I’m very angered by this and if any of you guys come to me with bitch ass excuses saying he’s mature and shit I will personally find you and force you to drink a gallon of water just to calm your thirst ;-;

STOP SEXUZALIZING JISUNG

STOP SEXUALIZING THE DREAMIES

STOP SEXUALIZING MINORS IN GENERAL!! JUST STOP IT’S GROSS

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part 1: an unhelpful guide to nct 2018!! part 2

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the emo is too strong

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This is what heaven sounds like