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FALIN SWEEEP

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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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I just remembered my favorite instagram account

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These massive stone structures called Broches were unseen in continental Europe and most of the British Isles. Built sometime during the Bronze age, Broches were unique to northern Scotland. Their creators were either of Celtic or Nordic background. 

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you used to scare me on my scarephone

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before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks

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Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

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one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

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you need to make your keyboard more fucked up tbh

Fuck with me.

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nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

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laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball

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laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball

#Laios was also born to be the dog which plays basketball

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laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball

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Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.