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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

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ooh fuck yes a cheese for mHELP HELP HELP

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Having even slightly popular mutuals is so cool. The king has bestowed upon me a like. Perhaps even a reblog

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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had to turn, lay down your sting of disease

phase you out, should’ve seen this coming

go on confusing this soul

hold my breath till you rupture

#the passenger #woag #no id

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tbh ive never met a single person who didnt have some kind of “mental health issue,” whether its anxiety, substance abuse issues, disordered eating, depression etc etc etc etc so why are we still acting like theres a Normal Person who is in perfect mental health and functions perfectly in our society. imagine if we did that with physical health. “omg its crazy to me that normal people just wake up and they never get a cold or have allergies to anything and their bones cant break.”

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*pries open your casket, smirking* Decomposing down there all by yourself, gorgeous?

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writing down “had a frozen lasagna for dinner. it was subpar” in my diary and thinking smugly about how i’m recording the common lives of 2024 for future anthropologists

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man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

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endless discourse cycle of "not doing drugs is pathetic loser behaviour" -> "making fun of people for not doing drugs is high school bully behaviour" would be resolved instantly if ppl simply recognised that doing drugs is like anorexia in that both are socially encouraged but only until you cross the line into disabled and/or unemployable

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indecisive girl i am so sorry that you do not know what you want. i will think about you and pray for you before bed indecisive girl

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sorry for being a cunt sometimes it’s just that i am one

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[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

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wilson thinks house wants him gone and that's why he's annoying him meanwhile house is going "i want to play!!! why aren't you playing with me :(((("

#house md #hes so real for that. one should encourage their friends to play weird little mind games with them to keep things interesting

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obssessed with them

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