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Bureaucracy is not stupid. It’s elegant. It’s a beautiful puzzle waiting to be cracked. Every rule, every form has its purpose. It all fits together, and when the puzzle is solved and you take a step back and see the big picture, it’s like staring into the face of God.
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JAKE PERALTA, GINA LINETTI and RAYMOND HOLT being an iconic trio Brooklyn Nine-Nine | 3.04 — "The Oolong Slayer" insp.
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@pscentral secret santa for @fawad-khan
↳ peraltiago (taylor’s version)
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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013—2021) Deleted scene from 1.06 — "Halloween"
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void okay fuckit
reblog so more people see it yadayada im curious now
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ALPHABETICAL FAVES ⟹ R is for… Rosa Diaz
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Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1
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kate's 25 days of christmas countdown.
day 12: a brooklyn nine nine christmas (various episodes)
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I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically
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detective-jokeperalta · 8 months
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Hey guys!! Here's a tutorial on how to create those little animated doodles for your gifs so that you don't have to look for the exact overlay you want for hours 👍 This tutorial was requested by @fabines :) It's a long process but it's not too difficult, you just need to know the very basics of gif making! The steps are below the cut :)
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First we're going to have our gif ready, and make sure you know how many frames it is!! It should preferrably be an even number! (or a divisible number)
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Now we're going to make another gif, which will be the lil animated doodle. Go to file > new or press ctrl+n. Create a new document that's going to be 300x300 px, and we'll make the background black:
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Now we're going to use a brush to paint the doodle! We're gonna set the size to 4px-7px depending on how thick you want it to be (here i used a 4px brush) and the hardness to 100%, and we're going to trace our doodle on a new layer:
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It does not have to be perfect!! It took me a while to get that crown and it looks half assed 😭 if you can use something other than your mouse like a tablet or something i definitely recommend you do it :)
Now we're going to click on "Create Video Timeline":
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Now the bottom of our workspace is gonna look like this:
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We're going to click on those three little boxes on the bottom left to convert to frame animation:
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And there's that! Now for the slightly tricky part.
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We're going to set the layer where we drew the doodle to 40% opacity:
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And on a new layer, we're going to trace the same doodle:
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As you can see it doesn't look the same and it's because it doesnt have to be, that's how we're going to make it look animated!
We're going to repeat that process a few times! What i do to not get confused is that for examples when i'm going to draw layer 3 i first make layer 2 invisble, and then for layer 4 i also make layer 3 invisible and so on
My gif here:
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is 40 frames, which means i can make 8 different variations of my doodle and duplicate each 4 times. This is why it's important that you know how many frames your gif is! And it's even much easier if it's an even number.
But what are we going to do to make it look animated? Well, it's all about using the timeline! First, make sure that the frame delay is set to the same as your base gif. I usually set it to 0,05:
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Now our first layer can go back to 100% opacity, since we're going to use it too:
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So this is what we have so far:
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Only layer 1 is visible. So what we're gonna do is click this little plus icon:
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It duplicates our frame. And on our layer section we're going to make layer 1 invisible and instead make layer 2 visible, and you'll notice that now our first two frames correspond to our first two layers:
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And we're going to do the same thing for each layer! Add a new frame, make layer a invisible, make layer b visible, and so on! Here's what my crown looks like after doing this process with my 8 layers:
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As you can see it's too fast, so that's why i'm going to duplicate each frame 4 times, so each variation has 5 frames on the timeline, and that's how we're going to get the same amount of frames as our base gif:
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So once we have our animated doodle it's very easy from here! We're going to click on the bottom left again to convert our frame animation to a video timeline:
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And we're going to select all of our layers (ctrl+alt+a in windows or just go to select > all layers) and convert them to a smart object (right click > convert to smart object):
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So we're going to select our doodle and copy + paste it on top of your base gif, and we're going to set it to lighten or screen, whichever you prefer:
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So now we place our doodle where we want it, make it whatever size we want, rotate it... and we're freaking done!
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I hope at least half of this made sense akdhsk if you have any questions feel free to send an ask! 💙
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BROOKLYN NINE NINE premiered September 17, 2013
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I’m gonna be homeless. A homeless cop. It’s like a made-for-tv movie that I will not be able to watch because I won’t have a television because I’ll be homeless.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013-2021) 1x18 “The Apartment” dir. Tucker Gates
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detective-jokeperalta · 9 months
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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going
“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”
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