I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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If y’all ever need pictures of animals tucked into bed please do not hesitate to hit my line I have a very small folder specifically for that
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They really pulled no punches
And Missouri was a psychic. She KNEW
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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It was Jensen!!
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Full offense, but I think milk substitution charges should not exist at coffee shops. It is NOT my or anyone's fault that they cannot have dairy and that's that.
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I always figure it out on my own, i just need to panic first
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IT'S THEIR NIGHT, I DON'T CARE. IT'S THE BEAR'S FREAKING NIGHT
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if you’re happy for literally any reason no matter how “small” or “stupid” you’re winning in this world as far as I can tell
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song of the anti-sisyphus by Chen Chen
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