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The Signs As Type of Lesbians
Aries: Power Dyke
Taurus: Blue Jean Femme
Gemini: Lesbian until graduation
Cancer: Gold Star Lesbian
Leo: Stone Butch
Virgo: Lipstick Lesbian
Libra: Femme
Scorpio: Chapstick Lesbian
Sagittarius: Diesel Dyke
Capricorn: Pillow Queen
Aquarius: Lone Star Lesbian
Pisces: Pillow Queen
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the signs as lesbian stereotypes
aries: leather
taurus: the home depot
gemini: camping
cancer: u-haul after 2nd date
leo: vegan
virgo: would die for [insert name of celesbian here]
libra: totinos
scorpio: hates men
sagittarius: cool hairdo
capricorn: cats
aquarius: plaid flannels
pisces: candle hoe
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Google Maps should have an “I need to pee” option.
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Pet the pupper!
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“i wonder what’s going on in the fairly odd pare-”
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Reblog if you encourage people sending those excellently shitty valentines cards to your inbox
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My dream come true. Bill Nye will be debunking pseudoscience bullshit on Netflix
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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed:
“I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
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I know I haven’t posted in a millenia.
Here’s some of my Mystery Girl cosplay at Animaine 2016.
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everyone talkin about seasonal depression hitting after halloween, I got nothing to worry about. my seasonal depression is year round baby. three six five
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Attention all you Steven Universe fans. I hear some people have been looking for gems for the Pearls and Diamonds. Well, my friend over at @rocketmanprops is pretty much a pro at making gems for Steven Universe characters. I’m actually planning on buying one of his Yellow Pearls myself. I figured i’d let everyone know that he’s back up and running and that you should totally get some beautiful gems from this guy.
You can find his whole list of gems and other things here
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