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soft things Tony did for Peter

1. Made a Stark Industries program to announce new scholarships for promising students from urban city schools like Midtown of Science and Technology only to get a chance to meet Peter.

2. Made a user interface to the entire Stark Industries network, databases, and satellite systems for him. Practically his legacy and company.

3. The same interface allows Peter backdoor entrances to some of the world’s largest telecommunications companies. Kid’s set for life. 

4. EDITH contains incredible hacking capabilities to a large amount of communication systems. Peter has protection for life. 

5. Built Item17A a.k.a the Iron Spider Armor by taking inspiration from his own Mark XLVI armor and similar to his Mark L armor incorporating miniature arc reactors and a neural-reactive interface that responds to Peter’s mental input. The suit has self-contained environmental protection and the capacity to be stored in a container larger than Tony’s housing unit for the Mark L armor. 

6. Made a natural-language user interface a.k.a. Karen, not only designed to work alongside and aid Peter but to provide comfort and safety in case Peter needs someone to talk while doing the superhero gig.  

7. He practically gave all of his artificial intelligence interfaces and Iron Man armors to Peter given that the glasses he gifted him enable communication with FRIDAY, EDITH and can command any armor to protect Peter. 

8. Installed and created security features such as the Baby Monitor and Training Wheels protocols to restrict, protect and aid Peter in any given situation. 

9. 576 web-shooter combinations.

10. The first suit he made for him contained not only a reconnaissance drone, x-ray vision, a heater, a parachute function, and retractable wingsuit components but the suit tracks and records everything Peter does as Spider-Man so he can have protection 24/7.

11. He had a suit synthesizer suite full of schematics of various Spider-Man suits taking inspiration from Peter’s first homemade version to variants of suits in-between. He was ready to make more for him or build some of them with Peter.

12. Tony protected Peter’s identity and minimized his involvement as Spider-man so the Accords didn’t affect him by not only asking for daily updates on Peter’s life but tracking his every move in the superhero gig, recording his lastest interactions with criminals/villains and overseeing/covering every mistake Peter made by using his joint venture with Damage Control. This means that if he was alive, Quentin Beck would be toast. 

13. Built a nanite infinity gauntlet, a time machine, cracked time travel for Peter using him as his main motivation. 

14. Tony second-guessed everything he did, even his own life as a superhero believing nobody could live up to Iron Man, not even himself but he never second-guessed Peter to the point that he didn’t have a problem sacrificing himself because he was sure Peter was up to taking over the job and his legacy. Tony sees and will always see Peter as his better half. 

15. Had a room ready for Peter at the Avengers Compound.

16. Years of trying to convince Tony to give up the superhero life, the suits, and all the madness, it wasn’t Pepper the one that made Tony give it up. It was, unfortunately, Peter’s death. He officially walks out of the Avengers, retires, lives in the middle of nowhere and cuts himself off from civilization and only comes back when Peter gives him the inspiration to do it all over again. 

17. Indirectly called Peter his first chance at parenthood and often refers to Peter as his kid. ‘My guy’, ‘I lost the kid’.

18. Remembers random details about Peter’s life like his apartment floor, his daily reports and the clubs he’s attended in school.

19. He has invited Peter to his lab to show him stuff he thought Peter would be interested in. 

20. Takes responsibility of Peter despite being afraid or damaged in any way. Taking Peter back to his apartment despite having one of the most heartbreaking fights of his life, laughs with Peter and makes sure he’s ok. Goes to space to get Peter despite that being one of his main fears for years.

21. Pulling out the biggest weapon ever at the first sight of Peter being in danger. 

22. Vowing to protect Peter the same day he was willing to have another chance to love him.

23. Makes every experience a teachable lesson for Peter. Always taking him to school in every situation.

24. Cute nicknames like ‘Pete’, ‘Young buck’ and ‘Spiderling’. 

25. Knighting him into an Avenger.

26. As stated by the directors, Tony considers his personal life becoming fuller and more important to him the moment Peter enters in it.

Feel free to add more.

Not gonna lie, I cried writing this 

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The Moment I Lost My God Damn Mind

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Peter: This is Morgan! She’s sweet and cute and just a pure angel in general!

Peter: This is Harley and he’s a bastard.

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Tom at the Spider-Man: Far From Home Press Conference in Bali | May 28

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Loki is the Avenger

Loki is the Avenger

Loki is the Avenger

Loki is the Avenger

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I can’t breathe

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Unpopular opinion

fuck you fucking jon snow

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Loki losses Peter in the crowd-

Loki: Hmm… Time to use the ultimate weapon

Loki: Baby Shark-

Peter in the crowd: DO DO DO DODODDO!

Loki: There he is.

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Loki and Peter on secret mission-

Loki: Hmm,looks like it’s time to move on to Plan two

Peter: Erm…don’t you mean Plan B?

Loki: That would insinuate that I only have twenty-six plans.

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sebastian on an instagram story: I’ve been told, I’m too negative and hostile towards tom holland. So holland, if my posts have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.

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Thor introducing Loki to the new people on the Avengers team

Thor: So everybody this is my Brother Loki!

Everybody In the room: Wasn’t he that guy that tried to conquer Earth a few years ago-

Peter: Omg I have heard so much about you mister Loki. Thor told me how amazing you are. Also may I see your helmet, Thor said it’s really cool.

Loki tearing up: Can i keep him?

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villain: I hope you die Spider-Man

peter: yeah well I hope you step on a Lego

Tony *in the distance*: ooh good one

Rhodey: damn that’s cold.

villain: w-why would you say that

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Pepper: what the fuck? why is the house on fire?

Peter: in my defence, Mr. Stark was supposed to be supervising me

Tony: and in my defence, I myself was left unsupervised

Pepper: Jesus Christ

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Loki: *shapeshifts into a snake and then back into himself*

Peter: OH MY GOD

Peter: Mr Loki are you an animagus???

Peter: did you go to Hogwarts??

Loki: n-

Peter: that’s so cool

Peter: have you met Dumbledore??

Peter: what house were you in??

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Tony: did you eat my powdered donuts?

Peter: *mouth full of donuts*

Peter: no

Tony: oh yeah well what’s that white powder all over your face?

Peter: that’s cocaine

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Loki: remember spiderling, always cut away from yourself when using a knife

Loki: and toWARDS OTHER PEOPLE

Thor: Brother no!

Peter, with a demonic look in his eyes: aNd ToWaRdS oThEr PeOpLe

Peter: hEhEhEhEhE

Peter: *talking to Loki* that was my evil laugh, do you like it? :D

Loki: *tearing up* it’s ok spiderling

Thor: brotherrrrrr, what have you done to the innocent spider child??

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Loki: some of you have never had to pretend to be your father and rule a kingdom and it really shows

Peter: *nods approvingly*

Shuri: *tears up*

Tony: what the fu-