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[Good Omens]

I need them to kiss again.

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nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

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Okay, normally, I don't do this kind of thing, but I can not get it out of my head.

Carmilla said the best thing to kill an angel with is to fight for what you love. To fight for something you believe in. And that's what the whole gang does.

Charlie fights for her dream

Vaggie fights for Charlie

Angel and Husk fight for their friends

Lucifer fights for his daughter

Sir Pentious DIED for love and friendship

Guess who doesn't win in their fight?

Alastor can not comprehend dying for friends of all things. He was fighting for power he was fighting for freedom, and he lost his fight.

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being rly brave and washing my hair even tho i don’t want to. everyone pls clap

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One must wonder how this came about.

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Gossip Girls

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Alastor did the gay hand so much already, I have trouble believing that nobody realized yet.

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Me, consuming the last of S2: That was devastating. What are you in the mood for now?

My brain: Fanfiction. Quite extraordinary amounts of fanfiction.

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I'm just like that tortured character in that movie except none of those things happened to me

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who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭

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they are protective over their lil girl~

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life is weird because one minute you're 13 wondering if you'll ever see the age of 18 and the next you're 28 and excited to go shopping for lamps

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Whenever Vox is deep in thought he has his Voxtech logo bouncing around on his screen like the old dvd logo

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Crowley after the church bombing: Angel, you absolute idiot. You could have been shot.

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”