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pussy from a boy who ??? i dunno

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i love people with very mundane headcannons for characters they like yes girl i’m sure john ward has trouble with grinding his teeth in his sleep please tell me more

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i kinda like the sex robots following me on here i feel special

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i believe that any self insert i have is not cringe because i made him and i am the best

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i need to take my earbuds out for the test little does my teacher know the spirits in the walls that thud around all day tell me things like perpendicular bisectors

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trans coworker with autism who has really gnawed up skin around their finger nails and a ugly art style said he really likes pizza tower i was like yeah i believe you

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i hate filling job applications please let me in it’s ok i’m not a bad man

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underrated aesthetic is when you’re like eight years old and you and your dad go to his buddies house a week or so after him and your mom divorced. you eat dinner and afterwards him and your dad sit on the porch. he tells you he needs to talk to your dad alone, so you go inside and get to chose dvds from his collection and watch them late into the night. he drives you and your dad home because your dad got really drunk, you get to sit in the front seat. he tells you to remember that your dad loves you but you know how he gets sometimes

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i feel so shy posting here what if someone sees

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there are even more adjectives than there are pronouns i think adjectives deserve more hate than pronouns do

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this is my sona he’s a zombie :3

#drawer

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ok i have a joke to tell guys

why was the linguine afraid to go into a haunted house ?

because he’s alfreado ghosts :D

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one time i got really drunk while i was watching jerma play pizza tower and when he beat the game i cried for half an hour afterwards