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There is a longstanding tradition in many cultures of viewing the appearance of four crows as a harbinger of good fortune. According to this belief, when you spot four crows on the wing, it means that positive events will be coming your way soon.

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Enjoying the view

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A collection of gargoyles at Ely Cathedral- Ely England.

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surely no one in academia cares at this point

You must understand that historians are not allowed to cum unless they're calling someone a crackpot fraud.

#Context is for losers #We project our special interests LIKE MEN!

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Okej men Nordkorea MÅSTE bjudas in till nästa års Eurovision med den absolute banger Kim och Kamraterna just släppt.

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Clive Barker - Skull Tree

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"Cook the onions for two minutes, until caramelised"

recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that

#I swear noone who has every written a recipe has bothered timing how long this takes because it's always minimum three times what they claim

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WHEN are they releasing the second part

#Came for the soundtrack stayrd for the top quality Mattis content 😁 #ronja rövardotter #ronja the robber's daughter

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poll plagiarism <3

#100% made it in the last second bc I had a wtf moment when yugoslavia showed up in the quiz #ej amerikan #That's what we get for ignoring the premise and the instructions of 1919

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Happy Faire Friday!

For today I thought I'd share a closeup look at some of the work that went into my fire top.

In an effort to stay away from flammable materials, I made it out of scrap pieces of leather i had around the shop and fire tested it before use. :)

I wore it for the first time during last year's faire season, and it's been holding up really well since. That being said, I'm always keeping an eye out for fitting pendants to decorate it with.

Next, it's onto the leg covers and possible mask.

Wishing you all a wonderful weekend. I can't wait to see you guys at this upcoming faire season. ^^

#Garb #This is perfect

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photographybyhenrik on ig | source

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I'd add the Tom Cruise tier to the list , where the actor himself calls a director up like "yo, i just thought of some new certain-chance of-death-small-chance-of-success stunts, can you build a script around them? Also I will also be needing a single thread of spiderweb from which I will be dangling over a live volcano. "

Movies where the lead actor did their own stunts are always either "the director forced them to stand in freezing water for fourteen hours a day while periodically throwing rocks at their head for the sake of 'authenticity' and they got PTSD and almost died" or "they insisted over the explicit objections of the production's insurance company that they be set on fire for real because it would 'help [them] understand the character's motivation'" – there's absolutely no middle ground.

#I feel like the first refers to the game of thrones people who straight up waterboarded an actress for hours #Also reminds me of old top model episodes where you KNOW they're looking for phobias and fears to exploit in the next episode #Oh your friend just died? Let's have a photoshoot at the bottom of an open grave #So you can't swim? Let's do an underwater shoot in a shark tank #good times all around

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#Lasciate ogne speranza o voi ch'intrate #Gudars skymning #Tumblr schmumblr

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Star girl ⋆⭒˚.⋆

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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

#Jag läste för en historiekurs 7 biografier om Karl XII #Plus seriealbum och skriva för bara tre volymer var tvungna att vara på doktirsnivå #Och det var detta i ett nötskal #Voltaire hade skrivit en #En skrevs av en man mot slutet på 1800talet som hade noll koll på krig men alltför god koll på exakt hur man svälter och fryser ihjäl #En skrevs av samme författare som skrivit Röde Orm #Osv #Var en sjukt nyttig övning faktiskt #Hur folk kunde använda samma förstahandskällor till så olika saker

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Okay, just got to the end of Netflix Ronja.

It's so gorgeous and I'm full of joy. The camera panning over breathtaking landscapes in between every scene, to the point of it being the third main character 🙌

Score : delivers!

Liking the wardrobe choices intensely. First of all: medievalish fiction in madder red and birchleaf yellow and oak bark and walnut brown instead of heaps of black leather ? Fabulous. I don't really mind that it's three centuries at once in the town (torn on the Feminist Armour™, but on the other hand I would absolutely wear that armour so I can't really blame them) because I'm just happy that colour is back on the menu.

Also here for additional Mattis content. 😁 That people somehow object to being relieved of their coin is a mystery with that motivational they're getting 😁😁😁 Love him!

Accents that aren't from Stockholm is another win for the home team 🙌

I tolerate the town plot, which is the weaker part of the show, and a bit of a waste of Pernilla August so far.

The creatures are decent. Though I'm concerned that unless someone dies on screen, did they actually die?

Naked manbutt snowbath is in season.

All I'm asking for is that you sing just one song in the second half of the series, pretty please.

#ronja rövardotter #ronja the robber's daughter #Netflix #Oh I'm so here for part 2 #I'm feeling zero negativity but I only knew they'd made a show two days before I watched