deluxeloy

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i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

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Every time I see one of your posts, it's always just, *thing that is nearly impossible to misunderstand*

*no reading comprehension*

yesterday someone reblogged my post about how I, personally, don't shave or wear makeup with the commentary that we should all start making fun of people who do shave and wear makeup and I almost ejected myself into the sun. if you were wondering how that's going for me.

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No, no, you have it the other way around. Bees terraformed the earth so they could bring corn here.

I've been thinking about crop circles and how they kind of just stopped being a thing like 20 years ago and I've decided the obvious explanation is that they were all made by one individual alien who recently retired from the art world after a long career of controversial surrealist art in which he went from one pre-contact planet to another fucking with the indigenous species' corn

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Good vibrations

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I think about that post with the guy who said “as a Croatian I found a job inland processing uranium” and everybody was like “Croatia isn’t inland and it doesn’t produce uranium” and someone posted an article about the discovery of an illegal uranium refinery in the inland part of Croatia a year after the original reblog on a daily basis

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#this guy had mime training probably

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#bug for u

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being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.

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this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

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I've discovered that I can solve logic puzzles like nonograms and word searches not only faster, but with a demonstrably lower error rate as well, by putting video game boss music on in the background, which I'm pretty sure proves human cognition is bullshit.

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so i was fully prepared to rip into Tumblr for trying to pull its "queerest place on the internet" rainbow capitalism bullshit again this year... but it's actually feeling kind of disconcerting that it doesn't seem like they've actually done anything for Pride, as far as i can tell...

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little chef and secret agent

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Curious Zelda

https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

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I like drawing myself as a bubble headed thing. I'm AuDHD, and I've always felt like my consciousness and my body are two separate guys going thru it together.

#oh #oh wait hold on a sec #I'll be back soon-ish maybe