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Not a tail but a pillow

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pom is really fun to draw

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Ok that’s fine but then it isn’t really the cats pasta it would be more authentic and transparent maybe to say something like Thecatsnexttopastabutdoesntownthepasta because otherwise it makes me confused and triggers my autism flashbacks

Roast is confusing to me because I don’t really think a cat can eat pasta and it probably isn’t very good for cat to eat it? But maybe the cat is making the pasta but then I think how would it even do that because they don’t really have hands and don’t know how to mix ingredients that well so yeah is anyone else kind of confused? It makes me really sad because we might have to ban Ronst because I don’t really like to be lied to and I am sure you all feel the same? Idk

What if I killed you. What then

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I wanted to assign them random shit w/ @eeveekitti helping

Artificer -> Dragonfruit Hunter -> Strawberry Monk -> Mango Survivor -> Ghost Apple Saint -> Pear Spearmaster -> Grape Rivulet -> Blueberry Nightcat -> Blackberry Gourmand -> Bread [so obvious]

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wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

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I'm having a bit of a normal one tonight so

• shoutout to hc-did systems who don't have a fucking clue what all their programs are or how exactly they work or how they're triggered and may constantly be living like they're walking on eggshells.

• shoutout to hc-did systems who have no fucking idea what the full extent of their trauma is and are terrified to figure out more and/or want to learn everything that happened so badly.

• shoutout to hc-did systems who don't know or understand everything about their innerworld. fuck it shoutout to hc-did systems who just Don't Know in general!

• shoutout to hc-did systems who don't have any "real" or "physical" proof of their ramcoa besides their own memories.

• shoutout to hc-did systems whos perpetrators never got a lick of punishment for what they did to you or others.

• shoutout to hc-did systems who actively want or are trying to get their perpetrators punished for what they did.

• shoutout to hc-did systems who can't have their perpetrators punished for what they did.

• shoutout to hc-did systems who might still be in danger. real or perceived.

this ramcoa shit is so confusing and exhausting and horrible and lonely and fucking (re)traumatizing and it's so hard. i'm tired I just want people to believe me sometimes but how much do I believe other people believe me when I share the sheer horrors that rear their ugly heads in our mind. from alters popping up or a memory just appearing out of nowhere to just whole somatic flashbacks. how much can we take? how much DID we take?

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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people who can’t handle mildly weird people are so annoying. “omg this person thinks they’re married to a fictional character???!! wtf???!!!” all my mutuals are delusional nonhuman furries and gods and angels and shit who wanna fuck laptops or the concept of space. and I bring them GIFTS for their weddings with their fictional spouses. get on my level

#Yeah #GET ON MY LEVEL SANE PPL #I’m so cool I’ve transcended the plane of reality into a new existence #It’s nice and brighter here #you should join #:3c

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Currently obsessed with this gay pigeon couple up for adoption and I think tumblr will be obsessed with them too.

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can I give pats to all of them

bout time i updated the petpet gifset. absolutely

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my best friend

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

#^^ this #i got physically angry reading the “but there fluffy” argument

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raidcore