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the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

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Twitter: マグマミキサー涼森(原稿)‏ / @suzumori_521

#im thinking very normal thoughts about this

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@detectiveashcroft

The bride and her ugly ass groom

he pulled a literal goddess just by being goofy...good on him.

#the bride and the ugly ass groom

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Scream this is iconic….

#how is the person in the cleaning video still alive #i can hear their lungs screaming from here

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I mean, I could have, but...

*gestures towards entire blog*

I can do it myself uwu

I would have loved to see these two go head to head tooth to claw

#you see i just happen to have a COMPLETELY normal fetish that is shared with another people #as opposed to SOMEONE here uwu #like how much feet art have you seen #NOT YOU PERSONALL- #but yeah. def teeth are hella common. such common. much common #*cri* #but i mean... they aint wrong #the way Karnage was animated was... smth #it changed my brain chemistry for the rest of my life #they probably meant for him to be scary but like... he just showed them off and o3o #me likey #someone PLEASE animate wolf o'donnel like that #... Verbalase 2.0 the day I get 50k lets goooo #... you shush. youd spend 50k on your shit and so can i u-u

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#angel bunny from mlp #and #the literal daughter of satan in hazbin hotel #charlie could reform angel dust but not angel bunny

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Its him hat

A bird rests on the head of a white-tailed deer roaming free in San Jose Villanueva, El Salvador.

Photograph: Marvin Recinos/AFP/Getty Images

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But there's no horror movie that traumatized an entire generation of critically online children about a man being forcefully turned into a fairy so there's that too

people not realizing the extreme rarity of captive walruses is k i l l i n g me dear god. Just any old zoo does not have them! They are hard to transport, hard to care for, and hardly ever successfully breed in captivity so zoos only get them when an injured or orphaned individual gets picked up by a rescue in the arctic and is deemed unreleasable. That’s not a frequent occurrence! This isn’t a tiger king situation with backyard breeders all over the place!

#ifykyk #truly justin long has never turned down a role his entire life

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I usually know you walked in by the badly-timed dust cloud from poorly thrown smoke bombs, but sure, he can have his methods uwu

Listen I stumble upon a comic panel on my dash, and while I'm not specifically a fan of X-Men or Hank McCoy in particular, after seeing this ?

I MAY RECONSIDER

#i WAS going to make a joke about what Odin smells/tastes like but nothing funny came to mind :( #im losing my touchhh #tho i would know #>:3 #*gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw* #tho i imagine HIS bites are a lot less playful in nature than mine #or MORE playful... depending on what you mean #and all the sorts of play involved #someone feeling warm here and for once it aint meee #come on odin #how is the big buff lion man supposed to recognize you unless he tastes you #perhaps even #from head #to heel #juuust to annoy you #as i often do #fine finee #you can have him lick you from head to toe *pat pat* #... if he can even reach your head after a minute with your itchy finger u-u

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We had 482 Disney's first gay character but God forbid we have a couple where the woman is taller than the man

Why One Detail of Disney’s Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

Hi, welcome to my Ted Talk, today we will be dealing with something that has bothered me about Disney’s Robin Hood since I was a kid and I still cannot get over to this very day.

And it all stems from THESE THREE PEOPLE:

Maid Marian, Prince John, and King Richard

I’m going to preface this entire thing by saying THIS version of Robin Hood is very very VERY different than the source material, much like all Disney animated films, but it wasn’t really DISNEY who did the big changes… those just came over time with making things more… I’m just going to say “normal for society”, which is ultra double lame.

BUT that’s not the point, because that stuff happens everywhere and with everything, and if I started to complain about THAT we’d be here all day, and I’m already going to take more of your time than needed to complain about something SUPER unimportant from a children’s animated movie made in 1973.

ANYWAY!

So, in the movie the titular character, Robin Hood, is a fox.  Makes total sense, foxes are crafty, hard to catch, cunning, and known for getting into and out of situations that other animals would have difficulty with.  Take that and turn it into an anthropomorphic character and you’d get someone who would easily be against the normal laws, not BAD, but would do BAD to do GOOD. Robin is a show off when he wants to be, and quiet when he has to be.

He’s a pretty perfect Robin Hood, especially in the case of animated kids movies, his characteristics just work SO WELL with his personification as a fox. GOOD STUFF, if I do say so myself!

Little John, meanwhile, is a bear. Not just any bear, but a big ol’ lovable brown bear. This plays on the idea of Little John being a cheeky nickname because Little John is a big, strong, and above all the calm, cool, and rationally smart one of the two. Robin may be clever, but John is the big picture guy. Pun intended.

These two designs and animal choices work SO well with each other, and it’s because these two are so different yet they get along and honestly NEED one another that makes the differences so perfect.

ALAN-A-DALE IS A ROOSTER. BRILLIANT. I don’t even have to go into this, do I? What a GREAT call by making Alan-A-Dale a rooster.  Though, I feel a bit of his characteristics were also borrowed from Will Scarlet for the Disney version, but even that still fits everything. And, honestly, I don’t mind the blending of Alan and Will, it kinda works? Especially with the movie being as short as it is.

ROOSTER BARD. ROOSTER. BARD. So good, I mean c’mon. It’s perfection.

The Sheriff of Nottingham being a wolf is… okay. It’s okay. I get it though, having the wolf hunt the fox. Haha. Cheeky. Cliche, but cheeky.

I really have nothing to say about him, he’s just…okay. Dude’s a cop, so whatever. Not a fan of bootlickers, and the fact that they’re dragging wolves in the mud by making a wolf into a cop is… whatever. /He’s A Wolf Cop/

Personally, I don’t like Friar Tuck as a badger. It really doesn’t make sense to me, and I lowkey hate it that they totally missed so many opportunities. DOVE OF PEACE? LAMB OF GOD? Like FOR REAL, you coulda done something super cute like that, but NOoOoOoOoOoO… he’s a badger. And they kinda pick on him for half the movie, for no reason, and I don’t like that.

Still, Friar Tuck is cute, and a really fun character and they do some clever animation stuff with his “badger”-ness. Still a bit of a missed opportunity.

OKAY NOW THAT WE’VE GOT THESE OTHER BIG ONES OUT OF THE WAY, IT’S TIME FOR MY ACTUAL PROBLEM!

MAID FRICKIN MARIAN IS A FOX.

WHAT THE FRICKEN FRICKITY FRACK?!

ABSOLUTELY NOT! Disney did this JUST because they wanted Maid Marian and Robin Hood to be THE SAME ANIMAL, and that’s ABSOLUTE BUNK!

WHY? Well there’s two BIG reasons that is irks me!

First, the idea that they HAD to be together because they were the same animal or they were made to be the same animal so it wouldn’t be “weird” that they were together.

LAME! UNINSPIRED! BULLSHI-

*ehem* Nonsense. Nonsense.

And it’s even MORE nonsense because of this little fact…

PRINCE JOHN AND KING RICHARD ARE HER RELATIVES!

MAID MARIAN THE NIECE OF PRINCE JOHN AND KING RICHARD!

Okay, you could argue that Maid Marian was adopted, or that King Richard married a lovely fox woman and the fox woman’s relative had a daughter and THAT was Maid Marian. And YES, that would make the situation plausible…

EXCEPT!

This is MEDIEVAL ENGLAND and they are ROYALTY and that kinda stuff wouldn’t fly even IF King Richard is the King.

WHAT I’M SAYING IS…

DISNEY ARE COWARDS FOR NOT HAVING A BIG LIONESS LADY DATE A TINY FOX MAN AND WE WERE ROBBED!

#i can excuse homosexuality but I draw the line at tall women #except they cant actually excuse homosexuality

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Honestly anagrams revealing secrets or causing confusion bc someone rearranged the letters wrong is pretty neat in fiction, but NO ONE is doing it irl ffs

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forgot to share this the other day

#everyone who is surprised by this would not survive a day in the furry community #... thats a flex. yeah.

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

#the author explaining to the characters why he was the bottom after writing hardcore porn was the best #or lemons. if you will

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Fellas is it masculine and brave to ignore basic hygiene

#everything i learn about this man i learn against my will #'hardly wipe' #why dont you just shave my teeth off if you wanna inflict me this much pain #and look. even if this is fake. EVEN IF HE DOESNT DO THIS IRL... hes still selling a brand #meaning there are guys out there who buy into this #there are straight guys out there who think showering is for 'em gays #are you a bisexual guy as in you are sexually attracted to men and woman #or are you a bisexual guy as in you shower more than once a week #remember when people said straight guys who shower are 'metrosexual'... bc they thought hygene is so feminine it must be a different thing #even tho... it has nothing to do... with sexual attraction... #i shower every day how come I am the one having my brain rot !! #anyway. brush your teeth. wipe you butt. wash your dick for the love of God and have some basic facial and body hair care #also... i think the liver king is married #someone save his poor wife is all im saying #anyway. showering isnt gay. but also being gay is not a bad thing anyway. im just begging you to wash yourself

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No, clearly Charlie's hotel is a cult

S2 prediction based on his recent breakdown lol

#i have watched Midsommar #and i mean... whos to say people in hell dont consider her a cult leader #'they talk of redemption!! the horror' #also if i hear someone say Midsommar is a girl power movie ONE MORE TIME- #i dont even like it that much but its such an obvious cult movie about cult-like behavior and how scary/predatory they can be #hazbin hotel #... which i still need to finish

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wio exactly is the target demographic for hazbin hotel

#im VERY disappointed that I watch Hazbin Hotel and I fit into NONE of those #i feel like i just lost a bingo game